I just noticed one of my arms is darker than the other!
I know what you’re thinking “Big deal it happens to everybody!”
No. Not like this!
One arm looks like I’m Erik Estrada’s long lost sister (in his Ponch days) and the other one looks like I bought it off of Christina Ricci’s stolen appendages store (look for it on Ebay)!
Oh well. Enough melodrama.
I want to thank all of y’all rockin’ readers that voted for me at H-B. You guys are the monkey’s banana-ass!
Also, I feel like a total star cuz I got the FIRST EVER (in the history of H-B) SAD FACE from an asswipe by the name of “Caleb”. That makes me feel like Angelina Jolie’s better looking sister. So, even though Caleb is not his real name, his asshole-ness is real enough. (But I’m not bitter)
I've been complaining to Andy about my laptop being s l o w for a while but he's been so busy saving the world from 3 legged Orcs that my issues have not been his top priority.
I got sick and tired of looking at
Anyway, Andy and I make up the perfect couple. I'm savvy when it comes to html (sort of) and downloads and up loads and shit loads but he's good at maintaining viruses and spy stuff off our computers.
This was our conversation today:
Bee! I want to send you a video, how do I do it?
Embed it and email it to me.
Click where it says embed. Hit copy. Open your e-mail. Why are you clicking on my name once and just staring? Either hit create or double click! Okay now type something and then click on the insert hyperlink. No, not there! There! Okay now control V. Okay send.
Later, when he's diagnosing my laptop.
How many times have you defragglerocked the thrombosis?
Dewhat the what now?
You've got to dehootermuhfy the dagibagib.
You know what? How about you just do it and we be done with it?
What I'm trying to say is, I am now reading your blogs at the speed of light thanks to my defragglerockzation!
Andy? Can I go to the movies with my sister? It starts at 9pm. Just Nancy and I. No, we're not going to a bar. Just a movie. We're going to see Get Smart. I know it'll let out late and it'll be passed my bedtime but- ... Oh come on! We're not gonna go trolling for dudes! She JUST had a baby and I'm kind of attached to you!
Are you guys still here eavesdropping?? Go home already! (yes, he did *let* me go)