Friday, July 25, 2008

Day 2 of no Internet/Cable. The world, she is bleak.

Andy is pacing like a wild smelly beast threatening violence onto every innocent man/woman/dogs.

No cable equals kick to the nuts.

No Internet equals END OF THE WORLD!

I called the keepers of our sanity and they have no sympathy for my plight. They have "promised" to send someone over by SATURDAY afternoon. This mean we will have to entertain ourselves and I shudder at what Andy might have in mind!

I will not play Magic the Gathering or that other one with Dungeons and some Dragons. No way Jose. Not this cool chick!

Anyway, if you're e-mailing me and I'm not responding, this is why.
If you're not e-mailing me, whatcha waiting for?

I hope when I come back I don't have to pull out my belt and whip some people that have been misbehaving.
I'm like a potato, I have EYES everywhere. And also the shape.

Hasta la pasta!

I thank myself for buying myself Scarlett. Myself.


  1. Sometimes it's a good thing to be without machines and tv, if for no other reason than to look at the person we're living with and say, "I found you interesting...when, exactly?"

  2. I'm getting a little concerned that something bad is going to happen to the world and Andy won't be able to save it...

    Last summer I coped with no water supply for 10 days, but no internet would have been a lot worse.

  3. I feel so bad for the loss of your internet. I know when ours is out we all teeter on the brink of insanity.
    And I have to say, I kind of disagree with Suzy on the whole "good to look at the person we're living with" thing. That's why we have the internet and television. So that we don't have to look at each other. If he has something interesting to say to me he can email it to me as I sit on the couch in the same room on my laptop. That's true happiness.

  4. The notion is so terryfying, I'm having trouble reading the whole post.

    I have a poll up over at my blog - feel free to come on over and vote.

    There's free cheese!

  5. suggestions:
    - go see The Dark Knight again (why not!?)
    - SEX!
    - find a new favorite bar... or something of the sort... in fact.. find a bar with WiFi... the boyo and I have done that before...
    - SEX!
    - DO all those things you were putting off doing 'cause, really? What else are you gonna do?!

  6. Bee
    Play rockband, I remmber you used to read books when you were young.
    Although I would not consider anything with "Flabio" on the cover a good read.

  7. I'm sorry to hear that you are going through such hard times! Keep your head up.

    You have to get your internet back so you can fix my humor-blogs problem! It doesn't fix itself you know!
    ; )

    PS-Sorry, the only child in me assumes that everything has to do with me!

  8. I was trying to comment on this post about an hour ago, and my computer had the audacity to tell me that there was no such thing as the Internet! Can you believe it!? Of course you can, for you were without for a few days. The only thing that saved me was the fact that Tool Man wasn't here, logged onto Facebook, playing some bizarro world alien game.

    Also, I know you meant business when you said "m-kay" to the assistant. M-kay is serious, and now I'm seriously sympathetic that you're having to put up with that level of crazy.

  9. No one's dead yet......but the drama has yet to unfold. I'm breathless with anticipation.


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