Anyway, Andy left for work and I stayed up to guard against such things as dogs that like to lick little cheeks and bark at nutin' so I was able to catch this very bizarre- no CREEPY commercial.
BEHOLD! The Creepiest Male Enhancement commercial ever to disgrace your television!
I don't know who cast this commercial but they need to be replaced and/or put before a firing squad.
I used to hang out with this chick named uh Leslutty, if you're a male and live in Illinois (or Indiana, Wisconsin, Kentucky, Iowa, Nevada, California...) you've probably *met* her ::wink wink::, whose only requirement to get to know you better was the offer of a free drink. Well, I think I can say that even she would pass on this sleazeball! Maybe.
Then again, maybe I'm wrong. I mean, look at the line of women waiting to sit on Sleazeball Santa's lap! I think there's even a SENIOR CITIZEN in that line!!
**Not that I'm judging since even they need some lovin'.**
Look how happy the lucky lady who gets to be first to sit on his male enhanced lap is! Now thousands of men will rush out and buy this male enhancement doozeit so they can have a line of women dying to... what?? [I just threw up a little bit.]
But wait! There's more!
If you order now, we'll send you the Santa beard for free!
I never knew being home would prove to be so entertaining! Maybe I'll quit my job and just report on absurd commercials. Good idea?
You know what's a good idea? Clicking on Humor-Blogs for me. Thank you!
I'm off to see Indiana Jones today. Even though I've heard bad things (-Brother Dan but he likes The Klumps and that explains him) but I'm going to see it with an open mind and a hungry stomach! For nachos!
Early in the morning so there are no people with their little