Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Andyisms Part 557



So...

There I am minding my own business...

Andy walks up to me and asks if I want to be the lead singer in his band.

I turn slowly rice pudding still in mouth without being swallowed, I look at his serious face and ask.

Bee:

"Whahuh?"

Andy:
"Yeah, I'll play guitar, we need someone to play base and drums but you can be the lead singer."

Bee:
"Buwhahuh???"

Andy:
I need to buy the stuff though so it may take a while. That's okay cuz until we get the other people..."

Bee:
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
[I'm still trying to swallow my rice puddin' (I'm being very careful) so I just decide to look at him hoping to convey my confusion without having to mumble again]

Andy:
The people that made Guitar Hero are coming out with a new game called Rock Band.


Ohhhhh! A game!!!

So I said what any self respecting wifey would...

Bee:
HELL TO THE FREAKIN' YEAH!!!!

Will you guys buy our CD?

29 comments:

  1. Will I buy your CD:

    This sounds fun. The realisation of the aspirations of the modern post-cold-war generation whose cultural roots ... Sod it, I'm in a hurry for work. What I meant to say was: No.

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  2. Brian:
    You're right to be insulted, I wasn't thinking clearly!
    Of course you would get a free copy!
    No need to beg...

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  3. Oh yeah I'll buy it!!!!!
    Jean-Uh's hub and boys have something kinda like that and they lovvve it.

    take pictures,,,can I design your hair do? you wont haveta cut it

    this is gonna be fun

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  4. jean knee:
    As long as the colors are burgundy and black you can design my hair style! ;op

    Tons of pictures will be taken and my first song will be dedicated to you

    We still have to buy the stuff first...

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  5. oh the Outrage!!!!

    someone left you a message using my blogname on your old lady post!!!

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  6. someone, me, was thinking of you today while creating sinister things

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  7. ive a better idea hows bout i be the lead singer and you be the drummer? you know i can sing member? ‡o) come on! you know youd love to beat on some drums! ask andy see what he sez.

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  8. jean knee:
    Good to know you’re thinking of me but I want to know what those sinister things are, you know how curious I am!

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  9. BD:
    What? I can sing "Welcome to the Jungle" with the best of 'em! Especially cuz it involves allot of screeching...

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  10. Free CD:

    That's so thoughtful of you. I can always use more coasters.

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  11. brian:
    I’m beginning to think you wouldn’t appreciate our music… what if we do a Tom Lehrer cover for you? “Silent E” or “ly” or maybe something more toe tapping like “New Math”…?

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  12. I would offer to cover "The Vatican Rag" but I'm 1/10 Catholic so I don't want to offend myself.

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  13. Bee:

    I'd have thought "The Masochism Tango".

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  14. im sitting here waiting for my next class when i notice you just purred at someone yet i dont get a growl? you leave me no choice im calling andy! who the hell is tom leehr? metal? rock? contempo? pop? if i dont know him how am i gonna sing him?

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  15. BD:
    You know what?
    You're absolutely right! I'm gonna head over to your page and growl at ya there.
    I'm sure your girlfriend will love that!

    This is the new age interpretation of the Bible's "an eye for an eye"...

    Let me know if you change your mind. ;o)

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  16. TRUCE TRUCE TRUCE!!!
    WHITE FLAG!!!
    I GIVE UP!!
    YOU WIN!!

    even tho my gf is taller than you id still fear for her life! you fight dirty! ‡o)
    no more i promise.

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  17. I'm glad we're on the same page! ;o)

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  18. What are you calling this band of yours ?

    B-tallica ?

    Dan

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  19. Dan:
    Love the name!
    Do you wanna be the drummer? ;o)

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  20. Ooooh, I got a band name for you:

    Chica And The Man!

    CLICK It Like A Polaroid Picture....

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  21. EWBL:
    HA! I like it and a variation would be "Chorizo and her Polish Sausage"! :o)

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  22. I would totally but your CD. I'm always for new music.

    Now, the big question- WHAT WILL YOU NAME THE BAND? May I suggest some things?

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  23. Chris:
    Suggest away... :o)

    Also, I figured you meant "buy" ;op

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  24. More I think of it, I really don't have any to fit your no doubt hardcore rocker image, so I'll hold off. They're all for my dream band to play some weird type of music that is a blend of everything I like and not has been invented as of yet. But for you... hmm...
    Can I get back to you on that?

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  25. chris:
    Ha! Yeah we're gonna be hardcore something! ;o)

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