First I want to brag about how we are in abundance of Green Beans.
Yup!
We are getting prepared for the Thanksgiving Holiday Season by stocking up on green beans for our Infamous Green Bean Casserole that nobody eats.
Mmmm... yucky green bean casserole...
Anyway...
I had a visitor yesterday who completely made my day by mercilessly picking on the bats until they almost (almost) snapped at him.
He came reeking of his dad's Old Spice (blech!) with dryer sheets in his pockets.
He taunted Scarecrow about her knowledge of all things Fromunda cheese related and laughed when she said she had almost gotten her Pilot's License!
BD:
What? Shut up! When? Did you shake as much as you do now? I wouldn't let you in the cockpit forget about giving you a license!
To Milton he asked her question after question before she could finish answering one he was on to the next. He claimed ADD and grinned at her until she blushed.
He asked me in front of them if they were still ganging up on me and when I responded "Phhhlrp! They need a bigger army of monkeys!" He laughed and warned them I had back up!
The added treat was that Purple Dino-SOUR had left for the day but since she and Toto were going to dinner she came back and was treated to some crazy mocking... good times!
Now on to seriousness.
My message to BD:
You must respect your elders.
Do as I say not as I do.
Bad BD!
Bad!
ALSO!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAI!!!!!!
COME BACK TO CHICAGO!!
My Message to Bee:
ReplyDeleteHave some consideration for those who aren't as fortunate as you are, in parts of the world where there are serious bean shortages, and don't brag.
Bad Bee!
Bad.
Yes, I guess you're right we are the fortunate ones.
ReplyDeleteLadies and gents, please send Brian all of your left over green bean casseroles.
Waste not want not!
‡o) A POST ABOUT ME? IM A ROCKSTAR NOW!! ‡o)
ReplyDeleteuse the drier sheets!
‡o)
good luck with oz today! ‡o)
green beans yuck! ‡op
so how fun was it to get to watch someone else torture your bats????
ReplyDeleteon a scale of one to ten
one being "oh crap, no green beans"
ten being " I found a new pair of Prada shoes for $19.95"
Big Tex actually likes green bean casserole, which is really odd cause usually I can’t get him to eat the good green vegetables, but green bean casserole as nasty as it is he really loves… Gross!
ReplyDeleteBD:
Lol…lol
Did your stinky Old Spice send Scarecrow on a hacking fit?
yeah tho she hacked and almost puked she kept coming back for more big dad! what? its true ask bee! ‡o)
ReplyDeleteshe left out the best story...
Tell us the story!
ReplyDeleteTELL US! TELL US!
green bean casserole? do you live in a trailer park? cause, that's trashy
ReplyDeletemy hands are tied (not in hot way) bee said no. ill keep tryin!
ReplyDeleteBD:
ReplyDeleteFrom one nutso to another your performance was brilliant!
[APPLAUSE-- Ÿ STANDING OVATION!]
jean knee:
I swear my face had a cheesy grin the whole time so from 1-10 it was a One Hundred!
Nancy:
GB casserole BLUCK!
Scarecrow: She hacked she sneezed she came back for more!
1st Anon:
No, trust me.
2nd Anon:
Tsk Tsk anonymous, my kind doesn’t live in trailer parks, more like Flossy Ghettos but thanks for asking!
Thanks for the birthday wishes Bee!
ReplyDeleteas for coming back...not that i would ask you to use a birthday wish on me, but maybe, if you really wanted to, you could use your birthday wish to bring me back. and then poof, i would instantly land on your cake, hurry and blow out ALL those candles! (maybe landing on the cake isn't the best idea. you should move the cake right after you wish, just to be safe.)
jai
Jai:
ReplyDeleteFFFFFFFFFFFFLEEEEWWW! [sound of me blowing out 135 candles]
Can you guess what my wish will be?
AND!
3 more years and you’ll be THE BIG THREE “O”
is jai another personality?
ReplyDeletehmmmmm
what happened on your blog? did a star explode?
wow, I am so freakin interesting today
I have only one thing to say:
ReplyDeleteGreen Bean Casserole- blech!
Oh, and I like your new layout thing.
Oh, and did they like use Andy's fishtanks as a model for that XP screensaver? Because it looks JUST like it.
jean knee:
ReplyDeleteYou are too damn interesting for your own good! I hope cupcake face doesn't show up tomorrow... [me praying]
chris:
I think we're all in agreement regarding the green bean cass YUCK!
New Template:
Thanks! Pink is not me...
Andy's tank:
He'll love that you said that cuz we either freeze or burn to keep that thing happy! :o)
Ooooh, fancy template, BEE!
ReplyDeleteClickety Clickety....wherefore art thou, clickety?
ReplyDeleteEWBL:
ReplyDeleteI'm here and have clickethed but shouldn't you be sleepin'???
Do you need me to sing you a lullabye??
I have the voice of an angel you know!
Voice of an angel:
ReplyDeleteWould that be the Angel of Death? ;-)
brian:
ReplyDeleteWell in all honesty, yes. :o)
I had a toothache and couldn't sleep last night....and now I haven't gotten anything productive done today because I'm tired. :(
ReplyDeleteMy Arugula King loves that Kabah song about Las Sirenas. Leading men to their deaths with your mesmerizing song.....yeah, that sounds like you, Bee!
I clicked as though my mere life depended on it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Aroogoogoola! Andy would agree with in leading men to their deaths... he claims his stress level has taken years off is life.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why he says that since I'm the perfect wifey! ;o)