I want to hire a maid but Andy's been giving me grief.
Yeah, he keeps talking about how we wouldn't have money to pay him (of course it would be a man! You don't think I'm stupid enough to hire a woman do you?) (remind me to tell you about our new "disagreement" regarding a woman vs. man/other cutting his hair. I say man/other only, he says a woman would be okay by him, silly silly rabbit!)... anyway, this little detail is now forcing me to dust all the Christmas decorations I keep stored on top of my china cabinet.
Cleaning on a Saturday. ::sigh:: Don't you wish we could trade places?
Guess what I got in the mail for my Birthday?? I received so many well wishes and condolences!
Any-whoo, I get a call from my mom while I was at work telling me I got a box with a head--then her phone cut off so I wasn't sure if she said "in it" or "on it". So I left work early to find out. This is what I saw:
I LOVE IT!!! Look at all the cool comic stamps!
Then I saw:
AAAAAARRGGHHH! Uh, I mean... YAY!
Look at all the goodies that were in the box! LOOK!
For all her tough exterior, she is such a sweenister person! And so crafty! I hope you can make out the slice of birthday cake on the left.
I even got a pair of shoseys! They were a little tight but they will look cool with my Holiday out fits!
Since she's always thinking about my future, she sent a pair of falsies for when mine start falling due to my old age.
I'm talking about my teeth!
I washed them so that my lovely assistant could model them for you.
I loved everything in there (especially the sour candy mmmmm) but I have to admit to being disgusted out of my ever-lovin'-mind!
Look at what that says, it's a picture of Criss Angel and it says "Lick me"...
Doesn't that give you the heebie jeebies? Although, I wonder what it tastes like...
Thank you Jean Knee! :o)