“Don’t talk to me like you talk to your wife!”
ATTY: [disgruntled attorney]
Why wasn’t this claim sent to health insurance?
BEE: ["polite" Bee]
Is this an accident claim?
BEE: [controlled rage]
Did you just answer “so”? “So” what? I asked if it was an accident claim.
Oh, sorry. Yes.
BEE: [as if to a 2 year old child]
Then that’s why it wasn’t sent to health, we send it to liable.
All the other medical bills went to health and were paid! Why wouldn't your doctor do the same?!
BEE: ["polite" again]
Are you having issues with your phone?
… No… why?
BEE: [can you detect the fury?]
I want to believe you are, otherwise why would you be yelling at me?!
[in the meantime Purple Dino-SOUR and Milton are laughing so loud I start having issues with hearing the ninny muggins on the line]
ATTY: [semi polite]
I apologize, I didn’t mean to raise my voice. I was just surprised and trying to understand why…?
BEE: [quiet sarcasm]
Right, let me guess you’ve never had any doctor do this before? You're upset on behalf of your client. You think the doctor charged too much money. And so on.
ATTY: [I'm assuming he was thinking "let's cut the bullshit!"]
... ... Okay, how much will he accept to consider the bill paid in full.
BEE: [I'm thinking "glad we cut the bullshit!"]
We seem to be hearing each other perfectly now!
****No attorneys were hurt in the making of this post. Yet.
Also, somebody threw out a stale coffee cake and the bats are going bananas.
I wonder who threw it out?