Wednesday, November 14, 2007

If you stick your head in the mouth of a Tiger...



I just have a series of questions and they're all hypothetical but you can answer them if you like.

1) If you see a Tiger in front of you, do you poke it with a stick?

2) Let say you're stupid enough to poke it with a stick, do you stand there and let it attack you?

3) Let's say you're stupid enough to stand there and let it attack you, should you blame the tiger?

4) Let's say you do blame the tiger, do you lecture it after it's attacked you once?

5) Let's say you lecture and the tiger attacks you again, do you go to the corner and cry because you're feeling sorry for yourself?

6) Should the tiger apologize or just finish the job it started?
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No reason for asking but I just wantta say:
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"Stop being a little pissy pants baby!"

12 comments:

  1. if yous gonna mess with a tiger you better me smart enough to run and have balls enough not to cry if you get clawed

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  2. and always be prepared for some anonymous arse whoopin

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  3. who cried? how many is that bee? i say finish the job! theyre aint much to bats anyway.

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  4. sci-fi? really?
    have fun at wicked! ‡o)

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  5. jean knee:
    I knew I could count ya! You with me on the anonymous whoopin'?

    BD:
    Milton. It doesn't count cuz I had already made her weep earlier this year.

    brian:
    OK.

    BD:
    I like to read sci-fi but not a fan of the movies.

    http://brianovretanos.blogspot.com/2007/11/2207-part-ii-take-us-to-your-leader.html

    WE'RE GOING TO WICKED!
    WE'RE GOING TO WICKED!
    WE'RE GOING TO WICKED!

    I'm leaving in a few to meet my sis so we can grub and then go!

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  6. First of all, I didn't realize that I was being a pissy pants baby but I'll be sure to knock it off now that you've called me out!
    My answer to your question would be yes, I would poke it, just because I am stupid enough to do it so that I can see what happens. I do promise not to cry when it attacks me though and I'm sure that it will attack me as I don't run fast. Thanks for asking.

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  7. Is this a reference to you as the tiger and the bats as stupid??? Were they bothering you again???


    M

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  8. No.

    Q. What came first the chicken or the egg?

    Hope you "had" fun at Wicked. Maybe, just maybe, one day i'll go...

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  9. so, did you have fun or was it just another wasted evening leading to the end of your life on earth?

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  10. Tracy:
    BWAHAHAHA! Running is still the best option! ;o)

    M:
    I will be enetering the full story below. It was something I took too far and you will see how mean I can be (not that I regret it)...


    Esmeralda:
    We'll have to do something about you seeing Wicked! :o)

    Aroo:
    Thanks!

    jean knee:
    IT WAS THE MONKEYS BANANAS!! (is that a saying?)

    Glynda has been on vacation this week and the bats are turning against each other for control. I've tried to saty on the sidelines but every once in a while I get dragged in. It's been nothing but annoyance here since Monday.

    So this is what happened with Milton. On Tuesday she said I couldn't change everything (that was said in an accusatory manner, implying I always want things my way... well, yeah.), referring to me not wanting to bring in a cake next week to celebrate my birthday. (I was kidding in not brining it in by the way) I was about to call her on it but someone else came into the room so I dropped it until Wednesday.

    In my most soothing voice:
    Yesterday you said I couldn't change everything, I'm not mad, am not attacking you I'm just curious as to why you would say that.

    Her:
    I didn't...

    me:
    yes you did. (I then quoted her)

    her:
    I'm sure you took that out of context

    me:
    nope

    her:
    well I don't remember saying that

    me:
    but you did, so I want an example

    her:
    I'm still trying to remember saying that

    me:
    well give me an example while you're trying to remember

    her:
    you know it must have not been important if my mind didn't catalog it (<-this drove me over the edge, bitch!)

    me:
    then why say it?

    her:
    I don't know! I can't remember! (whiny voice)

    me:
    if it were you, you wouldn't drop it until you got an answer

    her:
    what do you want me to say! what!? (shrill whiny voice)

    me:
    give me an example as to what I've changed.

    her:
    can't you just drop it!?

    me:
    no

    her:
    you have issues you know that

    me:
    yup, I know it! I have zero tolerance.

    her:
    well I'm not gonna play your games.

    me:
    if that's what you want to tell yourself

    her:
    what?

    me:
    I know you're gonna be thinking about it all day.

    her:
    OMG! (runs out crying)

    me:
    ::sigh::

    comes back later

    her:
    you know Bianca that was very unprofessional of yo--- (gets cut off)

    me:
    I'm not the one that ran off crying

    she walked out again.

    comes back

    her:
    I don't see how you can be so insensitive

    me:
    It's not my job to be sensitive, you started this yesterday be strong enough to finish

    her:
    I wish you could have some compassion--- (gets cut off)

    me: [no longer nice, well not that I was]
    I'm sick and tired of all of you thinking you can lecture me because your older! All of you need to grow up before you can start with your judgments! If you want me to drop it apologize for talking stupid and I'll drop it!!

    her:
    guaguagua (crying)

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