Things I wanted to do before I hit the big THREE FIVE that didn't happen:
Get a Tattoo-
It's looking like maybe early next year. Cross your fingers!
Be 2 inches taller without the help of shoes-
A girl can dream!
Lose 20 pounds-
It's harder than it sounds cuz I've been trying to lose those 20 pounds for a couple of years now and I have managed to find an extra 10!
Win the Lotto-
Brian had a post on the odds but I'm thinking he doesn't know what he's talking about. Math shmath.
Reduce the office bat population by 100%-
I'd settle for 50% but considering there's 5 of them, that would mean I would have to get rid of 2.5 bats and I just don't know what half I'd like to keep. Their top half is obviously not working properly and... well, I choose to believe they don't have a bottom half.
Learn to speak the language of "Dumbass"-
This alone would not mean dumbasses could understand what I was saying but it might make things easier when I want to tell them they’re a bunch of morons!
Go on a camping trip with Jean Knee-
She keeps giving me wrong directions to her house, I don't know what that's about...!?
Ah well! There's always next year! ;o)
I will be reading the following at our weekly Thursday staff meeting.
Ladies, I will no longer take care of any child because their parent is being X-Rayed.
If any type of psych doctor were to analyze my mind they would agree that I am the last person in this office to be saddled with a child. This, however, is not the only reason. I choose not to be a babysitter. I have too many duties outside of my original job description, I choose not to add yet another. If you disagree with me and think I am being petty or unreasonable, I will gladly turn over one of my other duties to someone else in order to take on the roll of babysitter.
If one of you think you could do a better job at translating both here or in the hospital be my guest. If you one of you think you could negotiate and debate with attorneys, go for it. Let me know if you would like me to continue.
You may now applaud and bow if you like.
I'll let you guys know what happens.