Thursday, November 29, 2007

PSA# 888 The dangers of Peanut Brittle.



1) If it’s too hard it may hurt your teeth.

2) If it’s to mushy-ish it may get stuck on your teeth.

3) If it’s just right, you might eat the whole box and then:
a- your jaw will hurt
b- your stomach will hurt
c- your butt will get bigger.

BEWARE OF PEANUT BRITTLE!!


Don't laugh! I'm serious!

Also, have you noticed that I am know making words better by just adding "-ish" or "-er"? Don't tell Chris at The Avant Garden cuz she has a thing for grammar... ;op

20 comments:

  1. You could try buying a smaller box.

    PSA #889 The dangers of Bee's Musings:

    You've got me curious now, which means I'll have to look for this magic substance next time I'm shopping. If I find it, I'll end up buying some to try it, then I'll end up walking into the danger you've so graphically(-ish) described.

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  2. Mmm. Peanut Brittle. YUMMMY!!!

    Only I can't have any because
    #1 - I am on a diet from Thanksgiving transgressions
    and #2 - I am on a diet from Thanksgiving transgressions

    LOL.

    My mom used to make it homemade when I was growing up. YUUUUM!

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  3. my lips are sealed-ish

    I just saw a recipe in a mag where you make a chocolate dip then dunk in peanut brittle. want me to send it to ya?

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  4. OMG. Jean!! That sounds soooo yummmy!!

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  5. brian:
    No such thing as a smaller box. The standard size is about a 1lb box and this one was brought over by a vendor. Usually the bats are all over treats but since most of them have dentures, they don't touch the Peanut Brittle.

    It is sooooo good!

    chris:
    I have a free pass for the Holidays.

    jean knee:
    Please send me the recipe, or post it on comments if you can so we can all share.

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  6. Bee, you make my stomach hurt (with laughter don’t get mad)! Yesterday you had all the controversy today you have a post about harmful snacks. Is there still some left or did you eat it all? I can make another guest appearance... ‡oÐ

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  7. [my head hanging in shame]
    Vendor brought it on Tuesday it was gone by Wednesday at 4:30...
    :o{

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  8. AND YOU DIND'T SHARE WITH THE PREGNANT LADY?????

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  9. Nancy's feeling feisty already? stay out of her way!

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  10. The pregnant lady has been having weird nausea spells, how am I to know what doesn't make her hurl-ish?


    jean knee:
    Yeah, stay out of her way cuz you never know what will be coming up!

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  11. But you could have still saved me some... Maybe it doesn't make me sick... Now I’m not going to find out. :(

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  12. Pregnant Lady:
    I don't know if you're aware but treats are not allowed to leave the office. The consequences are a bunch of ladies chasing you with powdery skin and sickly sweet perfume. Maybe if you come work here you can enjoy the next batch of peanut brittle…

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  13. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    Thanks for that!!! I'm going to have nightmares now!

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  16. I think that if everyone wants to boycot the evil brittle, then I should volunteer myself to help. If everyone will just mail all of that delicious, I mean EVIL, brittle to my house, I will make sure it is disposed of in a timely fashion.
    It's my gift to all of you.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

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  17. peanut brittle issss my favoritessss. i lovessss it sssso much.

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  18. I add -like to the end of new smush-like words I make.

    Peanut Brittle doth not tempts me...well not the way my moms peanut butter fudge does. She only makes it once a year and that time is drawing very close. I may have to horde my special fudge tin away from the clawing talons of my mini-Infidels.

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  19. Oooh! Thanks for the linky!

    Using -ish is okay in my book, because there are just times when an -ish is needed.

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Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.