1) If it’s too hard it may hurt your teeth.
2) If it’s to mushy-ish it may get stuck on your teeth.
3) If it’s just right, you might eat the whole box and then:
a- your jaw will hurt
b- your stomach will hurt
c- your butt will get bigger.
BEWARE OF PEANUT BRITTLE!!
Don't laugh! I'm serious!
Also, have you noticed that I am know making words better by just adding "-ish" or "-er"? Don't tell Chris at The Avant Garden cuz she has a thing for grammar... ;op
You could try buying a smaller box.
ReplyDeletePSA #889 The dangers of Bee's Musings:
You've got me curious now, which means I'll have to look for this magic substance next time I'm shopping. If I find it, I'll end up buying some to try it, then I'll end up walking into the danger you've so graphically(-ish) described.
Mmm. Peanut Brittle. YUMMMY!!!
ReplyDeleteOnly I can't have any because
#1 - I am on a diet from Thanksgiving transgressions
and #2 - I am on a diet from Thanksgiving transgressions
LOL.
My mom used to make it homemade when I was growing up. YUUUUM!
my lips are sealed-ish
ReplyDeleteI just saw a recipe in a mag where you make a chocolate dip then dunk in peanut brittle. want me to send it to ya?
OMG. Jean!! That sounds soooo yummmy!!
ReplyDeletebrian:
ReplyDeleteNo such thing as a smaller box. The standard size is about a 1lb box and this one was brought over by a vendor. Usually the bats are all over treats but since most of them have dentures, they don't touch the Peanut Brittle.
It is sooooo good!
chris:
I have a free pass for the Holidays.
jean knee:
Please send me the recipe, or post it on comments if you can so we can all share.
Bee, you make my stomach hurt (with laughter don’t get mad)! Yesterday you had all the controversy today you have a post about harmful snacks. Is there still some left or did you eat it all? I can make another guest appearance... ‡oÐ
ReplyDelete[my head hanging in shame]
ReplyDeleteVendor brought it on Tuesday it was gone by Wednesday at 4:30...
:o{
AND YOU DIND'T SHARE WITH THE PREGNANT LADY?????
ReplyDeleteNancy's feeling feisty already? stay out of her way!
ReplyDeleteThe pregnant lady has been having weird nausea spells, how am I to know what doesn't make her hurl-ish?
ReplyDeletejean knee:
Yeah, stay out of her way cuz you never know what will be coming up!
But you could have still saved me some... Maybe it doesn't make me sick... Now I’m not going to find out. :(
ReplyDeletePregnant Lady:
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you're aware but treats are not allowed to leave the office. The consequences are a bunch of ladies chasing you with powdery skin and sickly sweet perfume. Maybe if you come work here you can enjoy the next batch of peanut brittle…
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that!!! I'm going to have nightmares now!
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ReplyDeleteI think that if everyone wants to boycot the evil brittle, then I should volunteer myself to help. If everyone will just mail all of that delicious, I mean EVIL, brittle to my house, I will make sure it is disposed of in a timely fashion.
ReplyDeleteIt's my gift to all of you.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
peanut brittle issss my favoritessss. i lovessss it sssso much.
ReplyDeletewow that worked!
ReplyDeleteI add -like to the end of new smush-like words I make.
ReplyDeletePeanut Brittle doth not tempts me...well not the way my moms peanut butter fudge does. She only makes it once a year and that time is drawing very close. I may have to horde my special fudge tin away from the clawing talons of my mini-Infidels.
Oooh! Thanks for the linky!
ReplyDeleteUsing -ish is okay in my book, because there are just times when an -ish is needed.