Monday, November 5, 2007

Oh the weather outside is delightful…



I heard we might get our first snow tomorrow!

[DANCING DANCING DANCING]

Come on peeps dance with me!

That’s the good news, the bad news is that my time is running out!

[no longer dancing, now on the floor kicking and screaming tantrum style]

Did you know that Vampires don’t age physically?

They don’t get these little crows feet in the corner of their eyes or the weird wrinkle in between…
Or wrinkly foreheads or creases around their lips from frowning. Or wrinkly hands. Or saggy boobs.

Don’t tell me there’s always botox cuz no way am I trying to look like an alien!

Quick!
Somebody tell me to SHUT UP!

You have my permission for this one post.

36 comments:

  1. SIMPLE PLAN
    "Shut Up"

    “So shut up, shut up, shut up
    Don't wanna hear it
    Get out, get out, get out
    Get out of my way
    Step up, step up, step up
    You'll never stop me
    Nothing you say today
    Is gonna bring me down”

    -----------------------

    RIHANNA
    "Shut Up And Drive"

    “Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
    Baby you got the keys-
    Now shut up and drive
    (drive, drive, drive)
    Shut up and drive
    (drive, drive, drive)”

    ----------------------

    Blackeyed Peas
    “Shut up”

    “Shut up
    Just shut up
    Shut up [3x]
    Shut it up, just shut up
    Shut up
    Just shut up
    Shut up [3x]
    Shut it up, just shut up
    Stop the talking baby
    Or I start walking baby
    Is that all there is [repeat]”

    -----------------------------------

    MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
    "Disenchanted (Shut Up And Play)"

    “Another sad song with nothing to say
    About a life-long, wait for a hospital stay
    Maybe we'll just shut up and play.
    You never really got it
    No you never really got it at all”
    -----------------------------------

    GOOD ENOUGH?

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  2. :oO

    Good but it didn’t work, now I’m singing and dancing while I’m throwing a tantrum… multi-tasking!

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  3. ::sigh::
    I need a better shocked face...

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  4. i was gonna copy one that said "shut up and kiss me" but i thought andy would hunt me down like the beast i am!

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  5. ::blushing::
    He'd form a posy!
    ;op

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  6. its this sunday right? youre gonna get lotsa hugs! ‡o)

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  7. Only if they can catch me! ;op

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  8. Me short legs close access to long leg's weak parts!

    I’m going to lunch!

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  9. Shut Up!!!!!

    when is the aledged aging date? this sunday???

    if i ever turn 35 I'll slit my wrists, cause that's old

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  10. ::GROAN!::
    Let me borrow your weapon of choice afterwards!

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  11. Sweetie, 35 isn’t so bad. Turning 50 on the other hand…
    Oh and SHUT UP!!

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  12. ANON:
    THNX!
    I know, I'm a big baby! :o(

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  13. I don't understand your reference to vampires. Are you saying you're not a vampire after all?

    Anyway, I'm looking forward to getting old so that I can push in front of people in supermarket queues and pretend it's because I'm senile.

    And I'll be able to wear a flat cap and drive a Nissan 20 miles per hour under the speed limit and really piss everyone off.

    Old people get to have the time of their lives - they just pretend to be miserable and confused so we don't get jealous. Or kill them.

    Don't fight your descent into decrepitude - embrace it and grow old disgracefully!

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  14. brian:
    Grow old gracefully... NEVER! :o)

    Vampire:
    No, I'm not a real one, I only play one on TV.

    It seems old people are the same the world over!

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  15. THe only thing worse than turning 35 is looking like you are 35!

    You my sister look like your 21! :)

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  16. nancy:
    Just for that comment, you YOU! can give me a hug that day! ;o)

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  17. bee i always thought you looked younger than your age. i would guess you were 25 (21 is too young they dont let you rent cars until 25). see i said 10 years less.

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  18. ???
    What?
    Do you want me to thank you?

    Thank you.

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  19. Sorry but Nancy was the winner with 21...

    Maybe next year!

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  20. NEXT YEAR!!what if you have oldtimers next year and you dont remember? just kiddin' ‡o)

    does andy know where i live?

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  21. It doesn't matter if Andy knows cuz I know so consider yourself...

    ::SLAPPED!::

    Now go outside and play!

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  22. Age is just a number! Some people "feel" younger than they actually are and unfortunately some people live as if they were 15 years older. So, my point is, that if you feel 15, you are 15, if you feel 22, you are 22, if you feel 45-oops i meant 35, then you are 35. There. So keep your tulips closed....zip it....shush...make sure your lips touch each other...you know what I'm trying to say (I just can't say it..those are some of the phrases I use at work-never actually say S.U).

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  23. esmeralda:
    You are too funny!
    Big Head on the other hand said SHUT UP to me like 500 times! No respect from the young 'uns I tell ya'! ;o)

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  24. My Papi will be at O'Hare airport this Friday!!!! I told him that he'll be increasing the Chicago C**d*va count temporarily. He's going from manual labor dude to man in demand with a crazy interview schedule the next few weeks. Dow Chemicals shelled out to fly him to Michigan so they must be interested.

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  25. I'm getting stinkier as I get older. I get out of the shower and I'm already whiffy. I may have to start bathing in Listerine to kill the stank off.

    Or it might be because its Novemeber and still 100 percent humidity in Houston. I'm tired of sweating.

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  26. DOES THAT MEAN YOU MIGHT MOVE TO MICHIGAN!!!
    YOU'D BE SO CLOSE!!

    Tell him we said wuz up!!! From a bunch of Cs to another! :o)

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  27. Oh, and you're timeless Bee......

    Click Snap Crackle Pop

    Hey how the frick did that Click get into my Rice Krispoes?!!!??

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  28. bee- am I the only one who will give it to you straight? 35 is ancient, ancient I tell you

    expect to start peeing your pants when laughing soon, it's coming baby

    you are now a maam and not a miss, cause you are old!

    don't bother buying those microdermabrasion kits cause no way can they tear through 35 years of OLD skin

    I'm just sayin



    and you live far away

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  29. Oh fake jean knee, whatever would I do without you? You keep me grounded by cementing my feet to the floor!
    Thank you ever so much!

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