I heard we might get our first snow tomorrow!
[DANCING DANCING DANCING]
Come on peeps dance with me!
That’s the good news, the bad news is that my time is running out!
[no longer dancing, now on the floor kicking and screaming tantrum style]
Did you know that Vampires don’t age physically?
They don’t get these little crows feet in the corner of their eyes or the weird wrinkle in between…
Or wrinkly foreheads or creases around their lips from frowning. Or wrinkly hands. Or saggy boobs.
Don’t tell me there’s always botox cuz no way am I trying to look like an alien!
Quick!
Somebody tell me to SHUT UP!
You have my permission for this one post.
SIMPLE PLAN
ReplyDelete"Shut Up"
“So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down”
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RIHANNA
"Shut Up And Drive"
“Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys-
Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)”
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Blackeyed Peas
“Shut up”
“Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up
Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up
Stop the talking baby
Or I start walking baby
Is that all there is [repeat]”
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
"Disenchanted (Shut Up And Play)"
“Another sad song with nothing to say
About a life-long, wait for a hospital stay
Maybe we'll just shut up and play.
You never really got it
No you never really got it at all”
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GOOD ENOUGH?
:oO
ReplyDeleteGood but it didn’t work, now I’m singing and dancing while I’m throwing a tantrum… multi-tasking!
::sigh::
ReplyDeleteI need a better shocked face...
i was gonna copy one that said "shut up and kiss me" but i thought andy would hunt me down like the beast i am!
ReplyDelete::blushing::
ReplyDeleteHe'd form a posy!
;op
its this sunday right? youre gonna get lotsa hugs! ‡o)
ReplyDeleteOnly if they can catch me! ;op
ReplyDeleteME LONG LEGS
ReplyDeleteYOU SHORT LEGS
Me short legs close access to long leg's weak parts!
ReplyDeleteI’m going to lunch!
HA HA HA!
ReplyDeletesee you later!
Shut Up!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhen is the aledged aging date? this sunday???
if i ever turn 35 I'll slit my wrists, cause that's old
::GROAN!::
ReplyDeleteLet me borrow your weapon of choice afterwards!
Sweetie, 35 isn’t so bad. Turning 50 on the other hand…
ReplyDeleteOh and SHUT UP!!
ANON:
ReplyDeleteTHNX!
I know, I'm a big baby! :o(
I don't understand your reference to vampires. Are you saying you're not a vampire after all?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm looking forward to getting old so that I can push in front of people in supermarket queues and pretend it's because I'm senile.
And I'll be able to wear a flat cap and drive a Nissan 20 miles per hour under the speed limit and really piss everyone off.
Old people get to have the time of their lives - they just pretend to be miserable and confused so we don't get jealous. Or kill them.
Don't fight your descent into decrepitude - embrace it and grow old disgracefully!
brian:
ReplyDeleteGrow old gracefully... NEVER! :o)
Vampire:
No, I'm not a real one, I only play one on TV.
It seems old people are the same the world over!
THe only thing worse than turning 35 is looking like you are 35!
ReplyDeleteYou my sister look like your 21! :)
nancy:
ReplyDeleteJust for that comment, you YOU! can give me a hug that day! ;o)
bee i always thought you looked younger than your age. i would guess you were 25 (21 is too young they dont let you rent cars until 25). see i said 10 years less.
ReplyDeletewaiting patiently...
ReplyDeletestill here
ReplyDelete???
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Do you want me to thank you?
Thank you.
khumwhataboutthehugkhum!
ReplyDelete‡o)
Sorry but Nancy was the winner with 21...
ReplyDeleteMaybe next year!
NEXT YEAR!!what if you have oldtimers next year and you dont remember? just kiddin' ‡o)
ReplyDeletedoes andy know where i live?
It doesn't matter if Andy knows cuz I know so consider yourself...
ReplyDelete::SLAPPED!::
Now go outside and play!
Age is just a number! Some people "feel" younger than they actually are and unfortunately some people live as if they were 15 years older. So, my point is, that if you feel 15, you are 15, if you feel 22, you are 22, if you feel 45-oops i meant 35, then you are 35. There. So keep your tulips closed....zip it....shush...make sure your lips touch each other...you know what I'm trying to say (I just can't say it..those are some of the phrases I use at work-never actually say S.U).
ReplyDeleteesmeralda:
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny!
Big Head on the other hand said SHUT UP to me like 500 times! No respect from the young 'uns I tell ya'! ;o)
My Papi will be at O'Hare airport this Friday!!!! I told him that he'll be increasing the Chicago C**d*va count temporarily. He's going from manual labor dude to man in demand with a crazy interview schedule the next few weeks. Dow Chemicals shelled out to fly him to Michigan so they must be interested.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting stinkier as I get older. I get out of the shower and I'm already whiffy. I may have to start bathing in Listerine to kill the stank off.
ReplyDeleteOr it might be because its Novemeber and still 100 percent humidity in Houston. I'm tired of sweating.
DOES THAT MEAN YOU MIGHT MOVE TO MICHIGAN!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU'D BE SO CLOSE!!
Tell him we said wuz up!!! From a bunch of Cs to another! :o)
Oh, and you're timeless Bee......
ReplyDeleteClick Snap Crackle Pop
Hey how the frick did that Click get into my Rice Krispoes?!!!??
bee- am I the only one who will give it to you straight? 35 is ancient, ancient I tell you
ReplyDeleteexpect to start peeing your pants when laughing soon, it's coming baby
you are now a maam and not a miss, cause you are old!
don't bother buying those microdermabrasion kits cause no way can they tear through 35 years of OLD skin
I'm just sayin
and you live far away
Oh fake jean knee, whatever would I do without you? You keep me grounded by cementing my feet to the floor!
ReplyDeleteThank you ever so much!
smooch
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