Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Bonding Moment With Mom AND A Sicky Story!
I’ve told you about Saturday morning coffee with mom right? We usually talk about boneless rats, skunks and watch Gory Mexican Cinema (not to be confused with Al Gore speaking Spanish).
Well, this past Saturday I was about to leave when The Fast and The Furious started.
I told her she needed to watch that movie.
It starts with cars hijacking a truck so she looked at me doubtfully as she stood up.
Is it a good movie?
Well, the acting isn’t great and the plot is a rip off of Point Break but just hold on for a couple of minutes.
Next scene is hotty Paul Walker in a car and all Momma Bear says is “Oh…” and sits back down.
Yup she got it!
A weird little side note, when I searched for pictures of Paul Walker, these two dudes came up... they ain't no Paul Walker!
This is Paul Walker! What? You think I'm being shallow? You can enter your complaints on the side bar!
Disgustingly sick thing I heard on my way home yesterday:
"He is 60 years old so why is he drinking breast milk?"
This was an Ad I heard on the radio and they were asking me to tune into Fox to find out more.
I said to my radio, "If you ever say something that gross to me again, I'm gonna rip you out with my bare hands!!!"
I think it understood!
No, I will not be tuning in! [GRUHOSSSS!]