It is exactly 11:06 in the PM and I have stood up to my bed time prison guard and am now posting!
I don't have anything to say but I had to do something to validate me being up passed 10:30!
So... I leave you with that picture of me and my fist of death!
(Only with better hair)
(What? You think I'm being obnoxious for bragging? Well don't cuz my hair is the only thing going for me!)
(Well, that and my good looks and quick wit!)
(Only stating facts people!)
(If you don't like it you can always stop reading the parenthesis stuff!)
(Are you still there?)
(What time is it?)
(Shouldn't you be working/eating/feeding your kids/chasing Penny?)
(Did you just scroll down?)
(Are you ignoring me?!)
(Must I remind you of the fist of death?)
(Oh... right, that's what started this!)
(Aren't you glad you wasted 2 minutes of your time?)
We need to form an intervention so that we can help Jean Knee overcome her obsession with OJ Simpson. It's up to us people! Please go to her blog and ask her to come to her senses!
Lean in so I can tell you a secret.
Click if you don't believe me!