I've been informed by my little sister that no-one in her company can access my blog from work anymore. If they try, their browser locks up and sends a series of shocks to their fingers! (true story!) (maybe)
Bee's Musings has been banned from the major corporation that is VJ/D, with locations all over the world.
Me! Little ole' me!
I feel special!
I guess too many people were wasting company time reading me on a daily basis.
To them I say:
"Ladies and Gents, at work you should work.
Please do not use my blog as a diversion for doing your work duties. Yes, I know I have on occasion made you laugh so hard you squirted orange juice thru your nose (ouch!). Yes, I know that reading my blog made you work more efficiently as it put a smile on your face for the rest of the day.
I have come up with a compromise so as not to lose you as my readership. I will drive to your location in Corporateville, IL. with a laptop and WiFi and wait for you in the parking lot so you may come out during lunch.
Don't be discouraged as there is a solution for every hiccup in our lives!
I am currently in talks with the CEO of VJ/D and will try to charm him into understanding why it is so important to have your daily 'Bee Fix'.
Never fear, I will always be there for you."
You can do 1 of 2 things:
1) Look for another job and get me banned there too.
2) You turkeys can read me from home instead of getting me in trouble with Corporate America! What do you think??? Good idea???
Which one sounds more logical?
Get to work all of y'all!
Yes, I know I'm being a hypocrite since I do allot of blogging while at work but look at it this way, you guys get raises and bonuses, I get to be a slacker.
The scales of justice are tipped evenly...
It also got me wondering what other sites are banned for VJ/D.
Am I in the same league as:
Yeah, that would be good for my rep!
I made up random websites for kicks and giggles but I had to investigate their authenticity.
Please be aware 2 of those are actual links to depravity.
I won't tell you which one isn't cuz then I won't have any fun.