The best compliment I have ever received in my entire life:
Useless Human:
Useless Human:
"You’re so sure of yourself, you’re never wrong!"
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Wish there were 2 of me Bee:
"Well… yeah."
(Okay, there might have been a question mark at the end of that sentence but as far as I'm concerned, they were stating a FACT!)
I also came to realize that my nickname totally ROCKS!
Thank you former Assistant Manger of Brown's Chicken who could not pronounce Bianca therefore said he would just call me "Bee"!
Please note he was also a coke-head/girlfriend-beater, these are important things to know so that you don't think he was a cool guy.
He just did one good thing in his life.
hmmmmm
ReplyDeletesorry, I just went through pea gravel hell
Uh... why?
ReplyDeletePenny again?
ReplyDeletefour little girls...............
ReplyDeletenuff said
so you are a scorpio? I'm gemini
I think we're enemies or something
we have a pet scorpian named scorpio
Nah, we can't be enemies! We buddies!
ReplyDeleteTwo Bee, or not Two Bee:
ReplyDeleteIf there were two of you, wouldn't you end up killing each other?
brian:
ReplyDeleteI can see why you would think that since I am insanely competitive... yeah, could be you're right but we wouldn't kill each otehr, I would kill her! (I'm the real Bee)
Bee- Brian thinks he's insane and that we are figments of his diseased brain-- since you are never wrong, I ask you, are we real or insane hallucinations??
ReplyDeleteI feel real baby!
He also made a statement about kicking something to see if it's real, how 'bout we go kick him to show him we're real??? You with me?
ReplyDeletewe could sooo take him. all we'd have to do is blather on for awhile til his eyes glazed over (if it takes too long we could even discuss 'female issues' to speed the glazing along) and then Kapow, Yow batman, he's done for
ReplyDeleteI like the way think jean knee, first boredom then violence!
ReplyDeleteI AM HURT!! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE COMPLIMENTS I GAVE YOU?? DO THEY COUNT FOR NOTHING!!!!
ReplyDelete1- wow bee i can’t believe you reached that shelf!
2- you sure run fast on big heels
3- it impresses me how you can punch in right before 8:30 everyday
4- it takes talent to piss so many people off at one time
5- you drive like a race car driver on crack!
and about thousands more yet you never posted these on your blog!
THOSE WERE COMPLIMENTS!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW!
You have tons to learn about women!
who was the useless human?
ReplyDeleteim guessing milton.
i know plenty about women ive had no complaints!
ReplyDeletein fact i only know one girl who isnt mesmerized by me! she says im full of myself!
ReplyDeleteBig Head x 3:
ReplyDeleteYup, Milton.
Nope, need more schooling!
:op
uhhm, nice hat
ReplyDeletejean knee, do you see a comment from Brian on my blog? Is it my imagination?
ReplyDeleteI don't see one, but that might be because I can't find my bi-focals
ReplyDeleteyou know how I sometimes rabble rouse on other blogs? I think I just invited carrot to bash a fellow bloggers head in with me. I'm goin to jail aren't I?
ReplyDeletejean knee, oh no! I think I'm going insane(-er)!
ReplyDeleteAlso please tell me where you're rabble rousing so I can join in the fun!
over on wynne's blog
ReplyDeletehttp://muskadillo-dreaming.blogspot.com/
I lost a contest or something
It's weird not to see brian around today. I checked his blog, I guess he's taking the day off
jean knee, right now imaginary Brian is watching Emilia but if he were real, now that he has his own blog he's fighting off women left and right (you're left and I'm right) so he's been too busy to visit.
ReplyDeletePS
I just stirred the pot at wynne's!
Who's Brian, another brother?
ReplyDeleteI post, therefore I am
ReplyDeleteSome dude corrected me earlier and said it was "exist"...
ReplyDeleteNow I'm even more confused(-er)!
I think (therefore I am) that you are just a little dizzy today bee. do you still have that buzzing in your ears you were telling me about earlier. maybe you should lie down for a bit...
ReplyDeleteWho's brian, one of your brothers?
Can you hear the buzzing too?
ReplyDeletei dont know whats goin on but heres my 2 cents.
ReplyDelete"if a tree falls in the woods but nobody is there to hear it can it still be used for firewood?"
thanks jean knee its my pimp hat!
ReplyDeleteIf I wasn't there to witness the moon landing in person, did it really happen?
ReplyDeleteIf a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteMoon Landings:
ReplyDeleteThey never happened. It's another one of those conspiracies that "they" are trying to keep quiet.
If they did, then where's the cheese?
The cheese-mining rights were bought by the large US supermarket chain, so no-one else is allowed there. Once space travel prices get lower than cattle-farmer's wages you'll see the moon gradually getting smaller, and Lunar Cheese appearing in a shop near you (and lots of unemployed cows).
brian:
ReplyDeleteIs this another type of "fromunda" cheese? Only this would be "fromoonda" cheese?
{bleargh!] That even grossed me out!
fromoonda - [Applause]
ReplyDeleteYou're on form today!
Walmart are hoping to make a fortune out of advertising revenue by cutting the cheese out in the shape of a logo - the ultimate billboard, but you only see it fully once every 28 days...
it's sure quiet in blog land. I'm the only one who commented on your blog all day. maybe something messed up with the feed to that humor blog. freakin weird, aye?
ReplyDeleteYou still never told me who Brian is. He's not the dude that rides his bicycle past your office window and leers in at you is he?
Next time that guy leers just flash him really quickly. I had two flashers at my mailbox just today. One flashed ta tas and the other flashed boo-tay.
brian:
ReplyDeleteI always (moon)shine!
jean knee:
ReplyDeleteI'm glad the flashing mooners got there, I was wondering if I had been given the wrong address on purpose!
I like Bianca.....it reminds me of Binaca. Do you also have minty fresh breath?
ReplyDeleteI had a stepdad once snidely tell me and my mom and grandma that we must be the three most perfect women on the face of the earth....my ears have a sarcasm blocker so I've always thought he was completely serious.
ReplyDeleteEWBL:
ReplyDeleteAlways minty fresh and yes I have been teased by being called binaca especially by one Andy.
Regarding your step-father, um, he wasn't being sarcastic the way I see it, if he bothered to say it then it must be true!