Sunday, October 7, 2007

When Irish Eyes are Smilin'... (well Non-Irish Eyes)

I have to warn all of y'all that the Bee you've come to know and love might be a little sickly sweet once in a while.

I know you're used to my hard hitting edge and no bullshit attitude [::snicker::] but you might be surprised to get sensitive Bee every now and then.

I'm telling you this because I don't want you to say... "What the crap! Did I just enter Rainbow Brite land?" The answer to that would be "HELL NO!" I will just have a day or two out of the month where I might be nice.

We can call it RPMS (Reverse Pre-Menstrual Syndrome) (Did you just cringe? Why? We're all adults here.) (Well, I'm almost an adult...)


I have a very good reason. You see... on October 7th (Sergio's birthday) HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGIO!! 2007 at about oh... 4:00 pm-ish. My little sister Nancy, the little one that's 8 whole years younger than I am, made an announcement in this fashion.

As we are all gathered for dinner to celebrate Sergio's birthday she says, "I'd like to take a family picture of everybody before we eat."

Now... I'm starving, I hadn't eaten anything since I was saving myself for some yumo-licious Mom made Enchiladas but we all grudgingly said okay.

She asked us to pose and said, "Say cheese and I'm pregnant." Everybody is kind of confused so we laugh but brother Dan and Natalia say "Cheese I'm pregnant" now, it's a cold day in hades before you can catch all of us off guard. One, maybe two of us but never all of us at once so we kind of look at each other while Dan and Natalia are still saying "Cheese I'm pregnant" (I just want to say it was really disturbing to hear these words coming from them.)

Then as if somebody slapped us all at the same time we get up to fight for the first hug! I, of course, came out victorious since I just shoved everybody the heck outta my way!

So there you have it ladies and gents! I will be an aunt again! Me! Too bad you can't see me right now cuz you'd see I'm dancing like a fool as I'm typing this! (doing an Irish jig which is impressive because I'm not Irish) (I'm not doing it very well either so maybe it's best you can't see me!)

Oh yeah... and uh... congrats to my sis and her hubby! I mean they deserve some credit for this momentous occasion! You can't all be congratulating me.

Also, before her husband came over (he was working therefore unable to attend dinner, he was supposed to have the day off but... well anyway) I asked the guys what the appropriate congratulatory thing I say to him should be:

"Nice shot!"

"Way to hit a target!"

"Good goin' Texan!'

"You knocked up my little sister, naissse!"

"You have strong swimmers!"

And other more inappropriate ones which I can't post due to the fact that his mom reads my blog (No, that's not the reason I just don't remember them right now. Sorry Mrs. Texan's Mom ;o)... )

What I did was clap and hoot as soon as he walked thru the door.
Yeah, I'm classy like that.

Mom's house

<--posing with fake surprise

No, I'm not in any of these pictures...


  1. Awwwww, Aunt Bee. Just like on the Andy Griffith Show. I fully expect you to put on an apron, pearls, and cook a nice rutabaga pie to celebrate this momentous occasion.

  2. My Papi is Mexican. My Papi is Mormon.

    That pretty much explains how we got 6 kids in 7 years. Combining those two elements guarantees more chillens than you can shake an enchilada at.

  3. Boy, sure sounds like you have tons of work ahead of you!

    Torturing me with your perfume, coffee and soda! How ever I on the other hand I will be torturing you by not finding out if it’s a boy or a girl! Lol…lol

    The Next 7-8 months are going to be a blast! :)

    By the way, you are invited to go to the ultrasound ok. Only please, please wear matching shoes unlike when you came with me to Natalia’s ultrasound! Lol…lol

  4. EWBL:

    6 kids!?!?!?!?!

    WOW!!! How do you do it??? That's waaaaaay toooooo much work for me!

  5. okay which one is your expecting sister?

    your mom is so cute, she looks little, maybe 5'1" just like her Bee

    I can't believe my ears, you had on unmatched shoeS???

    The Horror!


    Especially since they where totally different shoes!!!

    One was a flat lace up shoe and the other was a boot with a heel!!!! (it was winter time)

    She didn’t realize she was wearing different shoes till the waiting room at the hospital…

  7. Nancy & The Big Texan:

    All that hard work paid off then ;-)


    You don't get any congrats - you've given yourself enough ;-)]

    So at the ultrasound, are you going to ask whether it's a boy or a girl? (assuming there's only one)

  8. EWBL:
    Uh... I'm going with "Tia Bee" because of the Andy G show...
    And unless I can grill a pie not gonna happen.

  9. nancy:
    Thanks! Yeah, It's gonna be tons of work you know babysitting cute little Bianca Jr. Then passing her off to grandma when she's poopy. Just like old times!

    I will be pestering you if you don't tell me what you're having!
    AND! Thanks for telling the shoe thing!

  10. jean knee:
    She was the one taking the pictures so she didn't come out.
    I am taller than my momma thank you very much!

    And the unmatched shoe thing isn't true...

  11. brian:
    Of course I deserve to get congratulated! I get to have a baby without the sleepless nights! Duuhh! :o)

  12. Thanks!

    WE are still not sure if we are going to find out or not. I'm not one for surprises (ask my sister) but at the same time I would like to keep it a secret and drive Bee NUTS!

  13. You will one day be changing poopy diapers Bee!

    If they are not a baby's it will be Andy's when you guys are older!

    And the shoe story is very true! and will become a classic as the years go by. :)

  14. Congrats on the new baby!! yay!!

    Oh, and did you have mismatched socks, too? I do that more often than shoes. Once I went through the whole day in one long pink sock and a short white Ped. I didn't even notice until I took off my shoes.

  15. Nancy:
    By the time Andy and I are old we'll have a personal assistant in form of a nice young big burly gorgeous man!

  16. chris:
    Yup! Mismatched socks all the time this is why I buy shoes that don't require socks.
    In the winter I basically buy what I call disposables all the same color... then they're gone in the summer.

  17. I looked and looked for ya :(
    Congrat Aunt Bee :)

    Hey, my bro's name is Sergio.

  18. NCS:
    Thanks! It was allot of hard and I"m sure it won't get any easier for me... ;o)


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