When trying to talk me into seeing The Watchmen:
... and there will be full frontal male nudity so there's that. [um you've seen one, you've seen them all]
After watching The Watchmen:
There was less male nudity than I thought. I mean yeah Dr. Manhattan was naked all the time but he was all glowly blue so you couldn't really tell. [... ? ...]
Censored for your protection.
While waiting to exit a lane in the supermarket parking lot and people blocking his way:
Come on! Let's go you fuckwads!! What am I? At the nexus of the universe? [what does that even mean?]
When driving home, after leaving the nexus of the universe, he let me know he really had to pee. I asked him if he wanted a piece of yummy, fresh from the oven, french bread:
Yeah. Maybe it'll soak up my pee. [ewwwww]
While getting ready for bed and battling a moth:
Who the fuck is bringing moths into the house?? [Yes babe because we herd them inside and offer them a nice pair of socks to munch on]
After telling him I was in pain and could he stop with the bear hugs?:
But hugs make the world feel better. [awwww I shall embroider that on a nice pillow and then sit on that pillow]
And last but no least.
When demonstrating concern for our mental health:
I don't think we drink enough liquor. [amen my husband. AMEN!!]
I was looking for a cute picture of My Andy to post with Andyisms and I came across the one below. I thought "How cute! Here he is after he and Natalia went on the Ferris Wheel!" and then I noticed the beyotch checkin out his booty! Freakin' cougar! If I see her around I'm gonna make her smile come out of the back of her head!