here's a story., not sure what it means When I first moved into this house 4 years ago Two teen girl JW"s visited me. I let them in and they were delightful in every way. WE talked, we laughed, they spread their word. They came back about once a month and I always looked forward to seeing them and rued the day they stopped coming.
are you kidding me? They must suffer to spread the word! The more suffering the better! You know, 'cause Jesus did it and stuff. And yeah... I'm pretty sure there's no saving you. I have you on my list of passengers on the bus to hell.
Here it is - spring, and I am afraid to open my doors and windows to let the light of God into my house because I'm scared of those who want to come and tell me about their God. Can you and Andy come around and teach me the way of the drive off?
YES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd say this: Thank you Facebook.
But I thought the whole The Guild thing was to prepare him for battles and ninjas and stuff!
ReplyDeleteAh, well dressed peeps...
ReplyDelete10 degree weather...
Not ninjas then.
Thanks for doing the comic strip this week!
ReplyDeleteI was already a little sad thinking no Bee & Andy today...
LOL it was a good one!
Lol...lol
ReplyDeleteMost guys I know take serious the "till death do use apart" it's very sweet of Andy to not want to be in paradise without you...
I guess you will be sleeping in a death grip for eternity!!!
NCS!
ReplyDeleteThat was a lucky escape...
I.m just glad the zombies didn't get you before you got to the car! That was close.
ReplyDeletelucky escape!
ReplyDeleteI've been known to spot them outside and turn on the vacuum.
ReplyDeleteGreat skit!
i like your picture
ReplyDeleteNothing good comes of being a vegetarian.
ReplyDeleteAhahaha. Sweet, witty, sarcastic, and sticking his foot in it all at once - men do have their talents, don't they?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Dan, vegetarianism just seems so very very wrong
ReplyDeletehere's a story., not sure what it means
ReplyDeleteWhen I first moved into this house 4 years ago Two teen girl JW"s visited me. I let them in and they were delightful in every way. WE talked, we laughed, they spread their word. They came back about once a month and I always looked forward to seeing them and rued the day they stopped coming.
ahhh....very sweet!!!
ReplyDeleteare you kidding me? They must suffer to spread the word! The more suffering the better! You know, 'cause Jesus did it and stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah... I'm pretty sure there's no saving you. I have you on my list of passengers on the bus to hell.
the witnesses.
ReplyDeletethat should be the next wes craven horror flick.
Of course you can be saved! Just send all your money to me at paradiseincorporated.com. I'll do the rest.
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest post I read all day!!
ReplyDeleteHere it is - spring, and I am afraid to open my doors and windows to let the light of God into my house because I'm scared of those who want to come and tell me about their God. Can you and Andy come around and teach me the way of the drive off?
ReplyDeleteLOL. We've solved that problem by never replacing the door bell that was ruined during Hurricane Ike last year.
ReplyDeleteP.S. The comments are off, but I wanted to say that I really enjoyed your last post. They are lucky to have you, dammit!
Heaven is nothing if you are not there.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Love it as always. Stumbled.
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