I know I promised you guys a hilarious post about do it yourself home security but you'll just have to be disappointed. Let this be your lesson on how you don't always get what you want! ;o)
Anyway, instead I'd like you to be witness to another conversation between two people who have been married way too long (7 LONG YEARS!!)
The other night, Andy and I were getting ready for bed when he shocked the hell outta me with the following question:
Bee, do you want to read my comic book about a hero who comes back to life to look for his rectal hamster?
Now, I don't know about you, dear readers, but I'm not really used to hearing sentences like that right before I go to sleep. Over lunch, maybe, but not right before going to sleep.
Being the lady that I am:
What the hell are you talking about now???
He then told me about a comic book called "The boys".
A comic book that spoofs superheros and there is this one story line where one of them kills another hero.
After the hero dies, a hamster comes out of his butt and the one that's alive takes him and keeps him as his ::gag:: pet ::blech!::.
This left me pondering 2 things.
1) What the hell happened to Little Lulu and Archie??? Now they have comics that show pantless hero zombies looking for their rectal hamsters???? Is this how comic books evolved?? Will I ever be able to remove the nail polish I spilt on the vanity sink?
Noooo! Please no! Somebody throw me a civilized topic over here!
That's all for today folks!
Well, one more thing. Can you please click on Humor-Blogs for me so that I can stay between 15 and 20. I'm easy to please, middle is just fine by me (that's what she said!)! :o)