Friday, December 21, 2007

Have you beat anybody today? Time is running out!!

This here is my Christmas present from Andy.
<-pomegranate/cranberry n' vodka mmm (no, he didn't give me the booze)

This marks the first year he's buying me something without me telling him exactly what I want.
I think he's nervous I might not like what he got me [so cute!].
Me, I'm dying to find out what it is! DYING!
I've shaken it (it's obviously smaller than the box, doesn't rattle), put it up against the light (cannot see thru cardboard), smelled it (smells like paper), tried to figure out what it could be by weight (weighs less than a pound)...
I. HAVE. NO. CLUE.
NONE.
He threatened not to give it to me until Christmas Day at his parent's house [YIKES!] but I lovingly convinced him I should open it on Christmas Eve when we celebrate at my brother's house.

::sigh:: Is it Monday yet?

At least this will keep my mind occupied while at work! :o)

I have a question. Is it weird to buy your significant other cologne/perfume that any of your family members use?

For example, I love how Aqua de Gio smells. Love it! But both my brothers have it. They're the last people I want to think about when I get close to Andy...

AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!! WHAT IS IT?!

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22 comments:

  1. WHAT?? AM I? COULD I BE?
    YEAH!! I'M FIRST!!
    MhM who rules? ‡o)

    maybe its a gift certificate for a hot maid? that weighs less than a pound.

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  2. The maid weighs less than a pound??? I do not feel at all threatened! :o)

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  3. It looks about the size of a shoe-box...

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  4. I wear Acqua di Gio. I got tired of loving the way it smelled on men who passed me in the supermarket until I realized, HEY, I can wear that! I've turned a lot of my female friends onto it because they kept saying, Hey, what are you wearing? It smells great.

    What was the question again?

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  5. Brian:
    The package is only about two inches thick… but he can never go wrong with shoes! ;o)

    As long as their not bright orange or grandma shoes.

    Suzy:
    I’ve been guilty of supermarket/mall/office sniffing too. Your suggestion is an excellent one! That way I can go around smelling myself- well that might be weird too.

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  6. I don't know what it is.
    I wish I could tell Drew exactly what I want (gift certificate to Hobby Lobby, this craft crap should burn itself out soon) but he says no, then it won't be a surprise. I don't like surprises cuz I can't control my facial expressions.

    wow, a waffle maker 4000. luv it honey! ( of course years later I have found it very useful)

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  7. jean knee:
    I love all gifts I get and can sincerely say that.
    Really, I’m not kidding.
    I’m only upset when Andy gives me something expensive when all I asked for was a Foose (fooze?) Ball Table. Oh, how I like to bitch and moan… ;o)

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  8. that's another thing the season is all about, bitch moan, phone home.

    did I mention my FIL is dead?

    I'll burn for this

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  9. It's a Ninja oufit for wearing to the bank.

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  10. jean knee:
    My… … … … condolences.

    brian:
    I already have a ninja outfit.
    Oh wait, that’s a Geisha costume… ;o)

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  11. HWAT IS MY PROBLEM WITH "THEY'RE THERE AND THEIR"????
    WHAT AM I 8??

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  12. everyone types the weong form of their, I mean they're, no ..there

    as long as people know what ya mean it's all good

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  13. Holy toast, batman, you got what in the mail?

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  14. I talked to Elastic and she thanks you for your fine support.

    I think Andy is getting you a lifesize vampire statue that looks like Mick St. John....you know to "spice things up" in the boudoir a little.

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  15. Personally all anyone needs to do is eat arugula at every meal because its a natural aphrodisiac.

    And no I'm not telling you to eat me.

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  16. Bee, I think you were propositioned

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  17. hey, arugula, she don't need no spicing up, she's got mistletoe baby!!

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  18. I don't wear Acqua Di Gio, the smell is OK but I don't want to smell like Sergio, so...if I don't want to smell like Sergio...Andy should either, he should inspire to one day smell like me.
    ( dog bone and roting cow hides )
    I'm still at work !!!!!!
    Dan

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  19. I'm anxious to find out what you are getting for Christmas. My husband is a terrible gift buyer, so I hope you don't mind if I live vicariously through you this holiday season!

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  21. Is Moonlight on tonight, Bee? Because Ghost Whisperer isn't. *sigh* I only watch three TV shows. Is it too much to ask for a consistent schedule?

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  22. If you are lucky it will be new work gloves and a can of WD 40

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