I can't believe I forgot to blog about this!!
The other night, Andy and I were about to fall asleep and we were in the torturous tablespoon-teaspoon position, when he says "Oh, earlier today I was in a mini-mart at a gas station and I walked by a lady who smelled like you. She was Mexican too I think"
I'm awake, Andy but I'm still trying to process what you said.
Process it? Why? Don't tell me you're mad!?
I don't know what I am yet. I guess I'm wondering what the hell that means. Was she wearing one of my perfumes?
No, I didn't know you were going to be wearing this perfume today.
Well help me out here babe, you had to throw in that she was Mexican too so did she smell like tortillas? Salsa? You can't make a statement like that and just expect me to not have any questions. How close were you to this person?
I don't know, Bee! I just walked by and I remember thinking "she smells like Bee". I don't know why you're getting so upset since it was a nice smell. Okay. Just tell me what will make this all go away.
I need you to stop going around sniffing women because I will kick your ass!
At which point he just stopped talking and fell asleep. Now, this isn't the weirdest conversation Andy and I have had but it's up there!
What do you guys think? I know he didn't mean it in a bad way because I know I smell hella good but how would you have taken it? I checked my purse for beans just in case but all I have in there are 50s.
In other news, I was finally able to move my blog's feed on feedburner to, um well, feedburner. The few times I tried earlier this month it kept telling me I was a foolish girl who didn't own Bee's Musings and each time I would hit the top of my computer screen and swear until the monitor's ears bled but I'd have no luck. This time it said I was successful and gorgeous. I'm not sure what the purpose was but I'm guessing it was to keep the world safe from evil pigeons.