Okay, since my hands are all cramped up at the moment, I decided to take a post from 2/5/07 and then analyze it to see what we have learned in a year.
The post on February 5th of 2007 was:
-Day 36. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.- Phyllis Diller
Another gem from my favorite man.
Bee: [as I’m looking in a mirror]
I just saw a chick on TV that said she was 27 and she looks older than I do! She’s got tons of wrinkles.
Andy: [reading comic books]
I don’t think I have any yet... look at me!
That’s because your face has absolutely no animation. [goes back to reading comic books]
Bee: [face animated with fury]
Andy: [realizing my face IS IN FACT animated]
No! I meant that in a good way! I meant your facial muscles have uh… well, they’re uh… FUCK! [laughing hysterically]
[the story ends with a certain guy in a headlock. AGAIN!]
Hmmm... a whole YEAR went by?? This seems like something we could have discussed oh I don't know YESTERDAY! The question then is, "when will we grow up?"
Okay, I know I'm lame since I just posted a rerun...