Okay, since my hands are all cramped up at the moment, I decided to take a post from 2/5/07 and then analyze it to see what we have learned in a year.
Ready? Okay.
The post on February 5th of 2007 was:
Andyism- Insults are like chocolate rain drops.
-Day 36. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.- Phyllis Diller
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Another gem from my favorite man.
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Bee: [as I’m looking in a mirror]
I just saw a chick on TV that said she was 27 and she looks older than I do! She’s got tons of wrinkles.
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Andy: [reading comic books]
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Bee:
I don’t think I have any yet... look at me!
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Andy: [looks]
That’s because your face has absolutely no animation. [goes back to reading comic books]
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Bee: [face animated with fury]
WHAT!!??
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Andy: [realizing my face IS IN FACT animated]
No! I meant that in a good way! I meant your facial muscles have uh… well, they’re uh… FUCK! [laughing hysterically]
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[the story ends with a certain guy in a headlock. AGAIN!]
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Hmmm... a whole YEAR went by?? This seems like something we could have discussed oh I don't know YESTERDAY! The question then is, "when will we grow up?"
P.S.
Okay, I know I'm lame since I just posted a rerun...
I actually do have 4 extra pairs... lol
ReplyDeleteI hope we never grow up. When that happens all is lost.Very funny reru.. but it was new for me ;)
It was new for me, too!
ReplyDeletePeter is always getting himself into trouble by not filtering what he says. I think it is a guy thing.
New for me, too. Very funny!
ReplyDeleteHubby does pretty good but he recently said that only 1 pair of my jeans flatters my figure.....so the others, well, they are too baggy (OK, I know. What a problem to have).
I don't think they even realize that their mouths fart.
This one's new for me too!
ReplyDeleteYour conversations sound just like the ones Mr. Handsome and I have on a regular basis.
I don't wanna grow up!
I dont wanna grow up i wanna be a toys r us kid...
ReplyDeleteI like re-runs but is it a rerun if I havent seen it before? that is the question LOL
Thank God my husband has learned to just say "honey, you are beautiful" whenever I ask him about wrinkles and fat and getting old. I guess I should want him to tell me the truth...nah.
ReplyDeleteWait, a grown man wearing comic books thinks he can pass judgement on someone...
ReplyDeleteOh, please, don't ever grow up! I don't wanna be the only one!
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I just had a fabuklous conversation about the envy of single parents. Very mature... I blogged it earlier this week.
Well, if it makes you feel better, I don't see any wrinkles ...
ReplyDeleteBee, I might grow older, but I refuse to grow up!
ReplyDeleteAfter all, isn't that part of the charm?
Thanks for the kind words yesterday, they really did help!
Eleventh!!!
ReplyDeleteMy hands aren't cramped, but the following comment from a year ago will be new to all those people too:
They're worried about HDTV showing up even more wrinkles on presenters. Perhaps it's the studio lights.
Congratulations on being wrinkle-free. Maybe you should write a book "The Anti-Wrinkle Lifestyle", and share your secret with others. You'd make a fortune. Especially if you told everyone you were 75.
People say that you're only as old as you feel. The boyo says you're only as old as the woman you feel (he's 6 years older than I am)
ReplyDeleteThe way I see it, I feel like a lot of the people my age grew up once they had kids and I will forever be sitting at the kid table. You know? I think the having of the kids brings on a sort of responsibility that we just don't have. That being said, if I ever had an ankle-biter, I'm sure I would still feel like I was 16 and NO idea what I was doing. *shrugs* I don't know. I guess it IS a mental thing.
At least you didn't do something stupid like writing a post in Morse code, how lame would that bee?
ReplyDeleteIt was new to me, and that's all that matters :)
ReplyDelete- If you squint a little (too much will cause more wrinkles) the wrinkles go away.
- Chocolate raindrops, yummy!
- Is that my Wesley in that awful apparatus?
did you remember to floss?
ReplyDeleteI'm using either pair from the Things Hannah Montana 3-D or Spy Kids 3 DVDs.
ReplyDeleteI love Chuck! and I'm wearing the 3-D glasses i have in my profile pic.
ReplyDeleteholla!
If you haven't changed in a year, I guess that means you're not aging! That's a good thing, right?
ReplyDeletesome times re runs are a good thing..well that's what I tell myself when I am being lazy and necropost
ReplyDeletegood grief, can tell youre a chick cause your posts have the longest wordiest titles ever!
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