Tuesday, February 10, 2009

So, Valentine's Day. What a crock, right? And Jonas Brothers equals broken up glass in my little ears.

Andy and I haven't celebrated V-day since about 1999 when we went to see Grease at The Rosemont Theater. I almost got into alospajaritos fight with an obnoxious mom who didn't want Andy to put his arm around me because her kids couldn't see. We were at an intermission and if that isn't the appropriate time to show your love, I don't know what is!

I turned around about to show her in great detail how she could stick her head up her ass but then I noticed how embarrassed her husband looked and her kids looking at me with wide eyed innocence. I know it's hard to believe but I do have a heart in there somewhere so I just said "Since you asked so nicely…" but my eyes? My eyes told her how lucky she was to have her kids there with her otherwise she and I would have provided some free entertainment and rumbled right there.

I mean, I didn't tell the guy with the big head sitting in front of me he was out of line for walking in with that watermelon on top of his neck. No, I was all about the love so I let him keep his head right where it was. We then went to Giordano's for pizza.

My favorite part? The pizza. No no I mean being with Andy was my favorite part...

This year, we will be spending V-day at my in-laws. It just worked out that way but to quote Andy "Nothing says romance like my dad talking about his gas".

My man treats me so well.

In other news, I don't want to bring the wrath of the Jonas Brothers groupies upon me but... do they have any other songs other than the one they keep playing over and over on TV??

Now, I wasn't sure what the lyrics actually said since their um singing? is so high pitched it's difficult to make out so I googled them (much to my mortification but I have done my penance by listening to an hour of Beyonce ::shiver::) and these are the lyrics:

I'm hot, you're cold
You go around like you know
Who I am, but you don't
You've got me on my toes

I'm slippin' into the lava
And I'm tryin' keep from goin' under
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter
'Cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up for you baby
C'mon girl

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah. There's more but I have an appointment to remove my eyes, ears and fingers.

You don't need to say it Suzy, I'm old.


  1. The lady's twice the idiot if she didn't bother to listen to the LYRICS from Grease before taking her children to see it. That show is DUR-TAY!

    (Love your blog!)

  2. dude... i should have used those flamingos for my post.

    my valentine's day will be a fun filled day with the... "in-laws."

    i'm so excited.

  3. It sounds like a good reason to eat chocolate, that's about it.

    I am trying very hard to never, ever hear the Jonas Brothers sing. They bought a "summer home" 15 minutes down the road from me. I hope they don't entertain at their own parties (that I'm sure I will be invited to). Ha!

    I love the flamingos but they have a vague resemblance to the ones that disappeared from my front lawn.

  4. Grease + violence sounds like a good romantic evening. In laws and wind? Now that's classy!

    (& very kind of you to allow that bloke to keep his head - most thoughtful)

  5. That was seriously mean...I will now have that in my head all day. Let me know who you are using to remove your ears, I may need to call for a consult. :)

  6. My mami always says "old are the hills", so there you go.

  7. HEY!!! I can see your feed! YAY!
    All my dreams are coming true today :)

    Except you hated on the Jonas Brothers. How dare you.

  8. Nah. I hate them too.
    Fashionista (who is 15) hates them too. She thinks they are the ghey, specially the Louis Vuitton wearing dude.

  9. was that YOU in front of me at the theater that night???
    I kid I kid

    I know a good surgeon if you need a referal
    inlaws and gas...ahhh the perfect combo

  10. I've never heard any song by The Jonas Brothers and now I'm thankful

  11. I am SO glad that Emma is still too young to be fans of any of the teeny-bopper groups. I am instilling in her a love of classical music and opera such as Bocelli and Sarah Brightman.

  12. mmm.. watermelon pizza...

  13. I had a witty comment, and then you talked about my young boyfriends there at the end, and now I just have that song going on in my head. I'm sorry, yet I thank you.


  14. I must admit I never saw the point of Valentine's Day.

    If that woman wanted to pay for an exclusive show just for her and her family, then she should have done. Otherwise she has to put up with other people getting in the way, just like everyone else...

  15. You should have farted in her general direction. Her husband and kids don't have the balls to control their douchbag mommy than they deserve the embarrassment.

  16. I feel for you on the whole Jonas Brothers stuff..

    Not to mention the Hanna Montana and High School Musical stuff as well..

    My daughter can't get enough of that crap, and I'm really starting to wish I was deaf.

    Maybe at some point I'll recognize it as music, but for now all I can say is that it's just noise.

    Eugh. Did I just sound like my dad?? Or was it my mom??

    Darn it.. I _MUST_ be getting old.

  17. You had to go an mention the Jonas Brothers (who ever THEY are.) It's a sure sign of getting older (note, I didn't say OLD) when you suddenly realize you know any of the top 40 singers... even from as long ago as ten years.

  18. On behalf of all the big headed guys out there thanks for not being mean to the watermelon head. We are people too.

  19. LOL LOL I soooo agree about those Jonas Brothers...they make my ears hurt! lol Hey it's been 10 years maybe someday u will run into that lady....and who knows...maybe she could trip over your shoe....awww the possibilities...:)

  20. Thank GOD for Guitar Hero and Rock Band in allowing my kids to avoid these stupid teenage acts...

  21. old-shmold! those are BAD LYRICS! BAD! and I don't understand all this chastity shit! I would have hated them at 15 years old. Pshaw!

  22. You were doing those kids a favor by blocking out Grease. Christ, I hate musicals...

    And I don't understand the Jonas Brothers. They are so fucking boring...


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