“I think I just parked over a chicken bone”
“ Bee: I can smell through my mouth.
Andy: YOU should donate your body to science! ”
“Two-ply don’t bother me. Two-ply don’t bother me”
“The sun is blinding me so right now I'm just driving by memory of the road.”
“I wonder how big her hole is”
“I seriously doubt all the letters make an appearance in alphabet soup”
“My head isn’t a toy, Andy!”
“That lady looks like an orange”
“My need for crushing heads is equal to your need for correcting me.”
“Well then I guess I’ll have to type while dripping mango juice!”
“Bah! One potato won’t kill me! It would take at least 10 to take me down!”
“Yes. Yes. She is tall and skinny but wearing only a tank top and stripper shoes benefits nobody, right Andy? Andy? ANDY!!”
“When a wife beats up her husband because of *errant eyes* nobody wins. Except maybe the wife because she gets that nice afterglow.”
Okay, those last two were not so much out of context as they were telling a true tale of jealousy and mayhem.
be back tomorrow with a *real* post.