Yup! He gave me tweezers for the one tiny hair above my lip. You gals can't have him! He's all mine!
Also, I would never wear a striped shirt and when I told Andy that he said he didn't know how to dress Comic Bee and I asked "how about the regular clothes I wear? Like the shirt I'm wearing now" and he said "that's too plain". That's all I needed, my fashion to be critiqued by an electrician.
More: "Bee n' Andy: Married and sometimes, still in love..."
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe striped top looks like a rugby shirt. What happened to your computer table?
Hey hey, Mr Sensitive! Ah, I can't criticise. I've done worse.
ReplyDeleteI've been wanting to tell you about that crazy hair for years!.....just kidding
ReplyDeleteHe's so thoughtful. With such consideration for you, does he ever get laid?
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with saying, "hey, there's a hair on your lip! Take this and get it before someone else sees it and you're even more depressed because it's now a public matter. Good thing I told you about it, huh?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, we thought we did a great service...........
We were wrong.
At least he didn't say, "Here, let me pluck it for you."
ReplyDeleteso, have you used them yet?
ReplyDeleteAsk Andy if he needs some help with his nose hairs.
ReplyDeleteAt least he thought of you while he was out & about....Tell Andy I like his BEARS shirt!!! Rob just drew me a mural on my wall of Da Bears...it is cool!!!
ReplyDeleteBut now I have a question! Did those tweezer come with a rubber tip from Captain Unreasonable?
ReplyDeleteIf Peter ever notices hair on my upper lip, he wisely chooses to not mention it. :-)
ReplyDeleteSee those would have been perfect because I would have then turned around and plucked the three six-inch long eye brow hairs that the hubs has on one end of his righ eyebrow.
ReplyDeleteI swear they point at me!
I say don't pluck that one hair on your lip Bee!
Let it grow so long that you can use it as a lasso or something!
But did they have rubber tips?
ReplyDeleteafter youre finished tweezing you can sell it on ebay. the hair, i mean.
ReplyDeleteI love that story
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like my kind of guy. This is a classic practical man's one-two punch.