If you want to see what it's like to babysit kids who don't really cry anymore, I can loan you mine. Just turn on some wrestling or whatever and you'll not even know they're around. When can I drop them off?
Ha! Maybe youre not a great babysitter b/c you scared the crap out of both of us with those crazy voodoo doll books? Hmmmm....I really do wonder why I cant stand ANY type of doll....?
Yep, no off switch, sorry. Babies... gotta love 'em.
ReplyDeleteNo, really, you HAVE to love them, especially if their family or a close friend. :-)
So funny!!! I love the vasectomy joke! lol
ReplyDeleteThis brings back distant memories. The screaming doesn't last long, luckily. Only for the first 30 years or so ;-)
ReplyDeleteBetter you than me! I hope the rest of the day went better.
ReplyDeleteYeah, watch. You'll end up having like ten kids or something.
ReplyDeleteYIKES! Babies? So cute when you can hand them back to their mom or dad.
ReplyDeleteI love Andy's selective hearing about the vasectomy.... ;-)
dont kick the baby!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZvlWcT7Gs
If you want to see what it's like to babysit kids who don't really cry anymore, I can loan you mine. Just turn on some wrestling or whatever and you'll not even know they're around. When can I drop them off?
ReplyDeleteHope you got paid well.
ReplyDeleteI SO do not miss those days! Now I just have to listen to Emma talk, talk, talk all day, which is so much better than screaming.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I don't want any more kids!!
Ha! Maybe youre not a great babysitter b/c you scared the crap out of both of us with those crazy voodoo doll books? Hmmmm....I really do wonder why I cant stand ANY type of doll....?
ReplyDeleteBabies are easy. It's the teen years that turn your hair gray.
ReplyDeleteBabies smell so good though! And when they smile... I think my biological clock just gave a final warning!
ReplyDeleteLean would scream for hours, every day. The Dr. swore there was nothing wrong
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YES!! I am so excited Comic Life is working out so well for you and this post was HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteHey, and thanks so much for putting me on your blogroll!