Saturday, October 11, 2008
Update on WrinkleGATE* 2008
(* That *GATE* part was added for John J. Savo The Authoring Auctioneer.)
Okay, so the general consensus is that it's actually a happy smile line.
Here are some people I uh, consenced.
Where? I don't see it!
Right here [pointing, contorting face]
Still can't see it.
[fake smiling] RIGHT HERE!
Oh that baby thing? That's a cute little smile line. Goes well with your dimples.
I have to worry about dimple wrinkles now??
Where? I don't see it! [then, after me making Jack Nicholson Joker scary faces] Please! You can't even call that a wrinkle! THIS IS A WRINKLE!
[She smiled and disappeared! Sitting before me was a prune. Just kidding. It was PD. I should stop making fun of her since she was being nice.]
The same thing happened another 3 times or so (a perk for working with people 30 years older than me) until I went home to my 32 year old husband.
We shall call him Mr. Insensitivo.
The ladies said I was overreacting on the whole WrinkleGATE. Do you see it?
Uh... Oh! I've seen it before! It only shows up when you sneer and/or smirk. I'd say it's your punishment for always being snarky. There I said it.
In other non life threatening news, on Monday day of the lord uh three-eth ten (13) of October. I will post a "day in the life of Bee". Mrs. G. from Derfwad Manor is posting a play by play with photos of her typical day and asked if anybody wanted to play along. I though it'd be fun so I decided to join in.
On Saturday morning, I will wake up and catalog every hour of the day (I HEARD THOSE GROANS!) sometimes with pictures and post it on Monday. If anybody wants to partake in the fun-ness leave your linkers and I'll hook them up here too.
To recap, no matter how boring Saturday turns out to be, I will pat it on the ass and send it forth onto the interworldwidewebisphere on 10/13/08.
I think it would be fun if you join in, especially YOU! Must be posted on Monday the 13th. Hopefuly early and not at like 10:30pm.
I think that's all I got. I lost my stupid sheet of paper where I had written my post at work so I might have forgotten something. It was probably really funny too!
I know I'm technically posting this on Saturday and I should TECHNICALLY ALLEGEDLY start already but you know me and rules.
I have an NC-17 rating on my blog, nothing new, we've discussed it before. Remember my cuss-o-meter was at 97%??? Ahhh good times! Anyway, I want it to go up to X rated or whatever so I will be hiding swears throughout my posts so I get bumped up to the next level.
I apologize in advance but there's nothing I can do.