Behold! My Saturday. [I wonder if I can find an exciting life on Craig's List.]

Okay, so yeah. My lame Saturday as per my promise to participate in Mrs. G's, from Derfwad Manor, play by play chronicling.

I forgot to charge the batteries in my camera so all the photo-chronicling is done via Scarlett.

I know I'm always bragging about how exciting and awesome my life is and you guys are always jealous and want to be me so this might disappoint you a little.

6-ish:
At the butt crack of dawn, the dogs must go out and do their thing! Bastards!


While waiting for the dogs to finish up whatever it is dogs doo-doo, I went and congratulated my friend Brian for his Blogaversary. One whole year!
He did a day in the life of too. His was very well written and puts mine to shame TO SHAME I tell you!



After the dogs came inside, I went back to bed.

8:40:
We heard the doorbell and jumped out of bed. It was my Father-In-Law Jahnnie. He came to help Andy with the demolition of the laundry room.

He kept wondering why the hell we were still in bed. Well pops, none of your beezwax! ;op


8:50
Then I held one of our stools while Andy did the electrical thing he does where he fixes lights by magic. Well, that is to say, ONE light since the kitchen is the only place where I have good lighting.



9:00 AM
I finally had my coffee! Damn! I don't know how people expect me to function without it! My mom was there too but she said I'd have to give her money to post her picture. I'm cheap.



10:00 AM
Yawned, did some contemplating "I wonder who would win if a spider fought one of those giant mosquitoes. My money is on the spider. Okay a spider against a scorpion. The scorpion would shred the spider to pieces. Stupid spiders! Should I cut my hair next weekend? I wonder if I'll be brave enough to cut it short? ..."



11:00
Did some gardening. Whereas I contemplated genetically enhancing the stupid spiders so they could kill the squirrels that are digging up my garden.



12:00PM
Took a shower. If you are picturing me naked, you are only harming yourself.



12:30PM
Ordered pizza and had this convo:

Bee:
Do you guys deliver to my house? ... But we're really close! ... It will take you about 10 minutes. ... Fine! I'll go pick it up!



1:00 PM
Went to pick up my very delicious pizza that is totally worth breaking my *no driving on the weekend* rules. I figured I should go since Andy was pulling out moldy drywall.


The hat and I came back exactly 10 minutes later. Dumbasses!!

1:13
We had our lunch.

2:00PM
Since my man was working so hard, I decided to be productive and reorganize my closet AGAIN.



2:07PM
Got bored and went to read my Glam Mag.


2:08 PM
Became very confused when I noticed how blurry it was! Thought to self "WTF! I pay good money for this Jane wanna be and they give me blurriness??"



2:08 and some seconds PM
Turned the page and found out they were 3D pages! Scoffed! Give me a break Shark Jumpers! 3D?? What am I? FIVE??

2:08 and some more seconds PM
Decided that from now on, I want to read everything only in 3D.

2:30-3ish (lost track of time)
Blogged stalked.


3-ishPM
Andy made me go with him to the supermarket. ::sigh::
On the way there, I bent iron and concrete-like things.



3:45PM
Waited for Andy to buy cheese or whatever you get in a deli.


Andy is the one in red.

3:46PM
Saw a football shaped sausage. Laughed.



4:30PM
Put groceries away. Sorry, as exciting as it was, I forgot to take a picture.

4:45PM
Finished organizing my closet so that I may...

5:30PM
... Nap.



7:30 PM
Woke up, thought it was Monday and I was running late again! Realized it was still Saturday, did a victory dance, reheated pizza. Ate it.



9:00PM
Ordered Sex in the City.

I know I know, I suck. I was bored and couldn't decide what movie to watch. I wasn't a fan of the show so don't get mad when I say it was just okay.
SJP is not one of my favorite people and her face makes me want to become a lobbyist and bribe congress so they may pass a law that ugly people should wear masks.
I'll never understand how she became a star.

Wow. That sounded really mean. And now you're thinking I hate ugly people because I went on a rant about Paul Giamatti. No, I don't hate ugly people. I'm sure they're nice.

11:59PM
Bee go sleepy night night.

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I JUST REALIZED! I didn't go poopsie the whole day (jean knee!)! That's because ladies don't do dirty things like that.

I hope you enjoyed the look into my lame-o life. Now you know why I blog.

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