Well, now that we're married, and the shackles are firmly placed on our bruised wrists and ankles, we no longer give each other material gifts.
This year, I gave him my undying adoration (okay undying for a 24 hour period only), love, understanding and a NO-YELLING day (where he can do no wrong even if he bleaches my slacks WHILE I'M WEARING THEM.) A day without me scolding, yelling or reproaching is worth my weight in gold. And that's a lot of gold.
The truth is, he still complains about the gifts I give him so I said to myself "Bee, just buy yourself some shoes" and I've always followed myself's advice since myself has never led me down the wrong path. Except that one time but that's only because myself told me to go north and I went east but I got there eventually... what?
Humor Bloggers World D
Well, it turns out we are trying to dominate the world. I know. I'll never have time to go shopping! I need some boots and maybe a new coat but that's gonna have to wait!
It turns out there's a contest to vote for Humor Blogger of the year. while I have no real aspirations to win, I still don't want to end up with ONE measly vote (I can't be sure but I think it's my vote! or did I vote for Mike? I don't know...)! Anyway, I'd appreciate a little love and some pity clicks but if you see a blog you like better on there, you and I? We're cool anyways. You and I? We can still have some milkshakes and a cheeseburger. You and I? We can still play hopscotch in the deep woods by the river. You and I? Will not come out of the deep woods by the river together. It will be just me walking out... because you stayed to look for acorns.
Here is the link for the voting LINK FOR VOTING Thanks!
My computer still has VD!
Oh well, I guess I don't NEED to porn browse at work.