I've been obsessing over how long it takes me to heal after a cut/bruise/scratch. is that a hair?!?! in my ear!!!?!?! get it off! get it off! get it off!
...and the wrinkle, seriously... don't worry about it... when you finally hit 60, you can take your bra off and the sag will pull that wrinkle right out... ha ha
Oh sweetie. I found a wrinkle above my knee the other day. I was all WTF? Don't fret. It'll make that wrinkled deeper. Then that wrinkle will get a wrinkle. Wrinkles are the new thing. Everybody's getting them.
oh for god's sake quit whining about a wrinkle I have a large crevasse between my eyebrows that my hairdresser has designed a sort of comb over bang type thing to hide it
Only ONE? I have those wrinkle lines following the crease where my nose meets my face following an arc down towards the corner of my mouth and I'm not even 30.
It's just a laugh line. A woman with no lines isn't having any fun. I'm sure I could arrange for you to have some of my wrinkles just like I wanted my cousin to give me her excess boobs when she had them reduced. Geez.
Small wrinkle? Pfft. My kids parked their bikes in the wrinkle between my eyebrows last week. True story.
ReplyDeleteI don't know nuttin' bout no wrinkles :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, well don't then.
ReplyDeleteWhat were you looking for when you stumbled over the wrinkle?
I've been obsessing over how long it takes me to heal after a cut/bruise/scratch. is that a hair?!?! in my ear!!!?!?! get it off! get it off! get it off!
ReplyDelete...and the wrinkle, seriously... don't worry about it... when you finally hit 60, you can take your bra off and the sag will pull that wrinkle right out... ha ha
ReplyDeleteWrinkles are the spice of life.
ReplyDeleteLaugh lines are what my grandma calls them!
Bee,
ReplyDeleteJust between you and me...Botox is a wonder drug! ;)
Eve
LOL Bee. I loved your label: What the fuck now
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend, life as you know it is over -- Sorry, I'm just keepin' it real!
J/K Please don't cry --
It can cause major frown lines. hehehe
Really, I'm sure that one little wrinkle just adds to your beauty!!!
Oh sweetie. I found a wrinkle above my knee the other day. I was all WTF? Don't fret. It'll make that wrinkled deeper. Then that wrinkle will get a wrinkle. Wrinkles are the new thing. Everybody's getting them.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the low heat setting on the iron will fix that right up ;)
ReplyDeleteoh for god's sake quit whining about a wrinkle
ReplyDeleteI have a large crevasse between my eyebrows that my hairdresser has designed a sort of comb over bang type thing to hide it
oh yeah
It sucks getting older.
ReplyDeleteOnly ONE? I have those wrinkle lines following the crease where my nose meets my face following an arc down towards the corner of my mouth and I'm not even 30.
ReplyDeleteBetter stop all that smiling and laughing! ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's just a laugh line. A woman with no lines isn't having any fun. I'm sure I could arrange for you to have some of my wrinkles just like I wanted my cousin to give me her excess boobs when she had them reduced. Geez.
ReplyDeleteWrinkle? We don't need no stinkin' wrinkle.
ReplyDeleteI thought we were the same age. Are we the same age?
::Ponders::
Aw, come on Bee! A Wrinkle, and you're crying? You've bought into the whole eternal youth look, ya wanna be Joan Rivers? Plastic? Wrinkles are life!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, take a pic, send it to me and I'll erase the damn thing for you. Now stop crying, it'll only cause more.