We had our regular Thursday staff meeting this morning where Milton announced she had brought bagels (it was her week to bring treats and she always brings bagels), but she wanted us to do her a favor.
If you are at all familiar with my Milton, you will know 2 things:
She is a female.
She is weird.
This was her favor.
"When you guys use the cream cheese, can you remove the top layer bit by bit and not use chunks from the middle or edges?"
"I know it's an odd request but I like to keep the cream cheese as esthetically pleasing to the eye as possible and not have craters along the container."
… That's funny, I like for it to be pleasing to my tummy.
"I know you guys are going to be making fun of me behind my back for this request but I don't care as long as you do as I ask"
… No, I will mock you to your front too:
Sadly, people are heartless and did horrible things to the poor cream cheese! It was too late to use my trusty level. :o(