It’s called the Office Asylum Shuffle ®™

I wrote a song…
It’s called the Office Asylum Shuffle ®™

Sitting at your desk. Fake smile. Staring at the wall
Put your hands over your ears. Don’t listen to them drone
Shaking your head, shake your fist, muttering at them all
Ignoring their words feeling sick and trying not to groan.

Stand up. Sit down. Turn around
Pretend to work. Gossip Gossip
Oh-Oh here she comes silence now
Turn this way. Look down. At the ground
The Office Asylum Shuffle yeah YEAH!

Too much perfume. Making me gag!
Hey there purple you. Not so much Jean Natay
Hey there Scarecorw. Have another ciga--rette
Come and stand behind me. While you hack. In my ear!
Louder. LOUDER please! I can still. Somewhat hear!

Stand up. Sit down. Turn around
Pretend to work. Gossip Gossip
Oh-Oh here she comes silence now
Turn this way. Look down. At the ground
The Office Asylum Shuffle yeah YEAH!

Hey you, crying girl! Get to the point!
I don’t care how you came upon, all this crap
Just pass the buck. To the chump! Me! yeah YEAH!
Glynda. Glynda. Way to go to run the show
Give them rules. Let them stray. At the end it’ll be ok
Cuz the Chump. Will come through! Everyday! Just for you!

Stand up. Sit down. Turn around
Pretend to work. Gossip Gossip
Oh-Oh here she comes silence now
Turn this way. Look down. At the ground
The Office Asylum Shuffle yeah YEAH!

Oz Man! Find a brain! Find a heart! Gets some courage!
Order ORDER! That’s what we need! It’s all chaos!
Don’t just sign my pay check give me theirs!
Hell give me yours and just go fishing!
Be productive, we need leadership in the Land of OZ
With more money… who knows? I might stop bitching!

Stand up. Sit down. Turn around
Pretend to work. Gossip Gossip
Oh-Oh here she comes silence now
Turn this way. Look down. At the ground
The Office Asylum Shuffle yeah YEAH!
The Office Asylum Shuffle yeah YEAH!
The Office Asylum Shuffle yeah YEAH!
The Office Asylum Shuffle yeah YEAH!