I am super busy today so I just want to make one quick statement. (or 10)
Today is Thursday and as some of you may or may not know, Thursdays here mean someone has to bring in treats for the office.
It’s Purple Dino-SOUR's turn but yesterday she tried to weasel out of it and a meeting was called… (Holy jenkins man! Keep wasting my time on stupid shit why dontcha!) I was soooo caught off guard that my brain went into pause and I didn’t respond with my usual… charm.
I seriously think this pissed me off so much that I blacked the Hell out!
Nobody likes bringing treats in but we all DO it! Her excuse was that she starts at 9:30 now so…
Yeah, “so…” WHAT?! Anyway, Cowardly Lion said she’d bring in a “sweet” and PD could bring something else, you know, to make it easier for her (my eyes are rolling so far up that I can see the underwear of the people on the 4th floor). All I remember saying was ‘don’t bring anything warm cuz it gives me the runs…’ HUHN? Don’t ask me why I said that, I have no idea. I AM SO A LADY!
Anyway CL brought an apple crisp (WARM!) and PD brought Taco Dip (not warm) which is fine I love Taco Dip but there is one problem…
Instead of bringing tortilla chips for the Taco Dip…
WTF (You know this merits the actual words) WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Can this woman do NOTHING RIGHT?!
BUTTER CRACKERS! (Hold on I have to remove a piece of butter cracker that fell into my cleavage…).
Here is a picture of someone who
could do a better job than PD:
My 4 year old niece at PD'S desk waiting
for Tia Yaya to pick her up.
I bet she would know to bring tortilla chips...
Back to work!