Last Friday, I had my usual meeting with OZ. Well, it wasn't really *usual* because for some reason, the topic of vampires came up.
OZ: "Do they posses super human strength?"
OZ: "They can sense things we can't, right?"
Bee: Usually, since they have super heightened senses.
OZ: "Do they read minds?"
Bee: Uhm, depends on what book you're reading.
OZ: "Can they travel through time?"
Bee: Well, not that I know of…
OZ: "Can they fly?"
Then Glynda chimed in: If they turn in to bats and fly off.
OZ: "Don't be ridiculous! That's a myth, Glynda!"
Bee: Uh well back to so-and-so's account—
OZ: "That's a myth about the bats, right?"
Bee: I think so? In the Vampire Chronicles, Lestat didn't fly, he kind of just went really fast so it looked like he was flying.
Then about their weaknesses
OZ: "Does Holy water burn them?"
Bee: Ummm I can't remember.
OZ: "They can't come out in daylight, right?"
Bee: Well, in Blade they did only they wore sunblock SPF 5000
Then he asked me how to kill a vampire
OZ: "Do you burn them?"
Bee: If you get close enough you'll probably be dead in no time.
OZ: "You'd have to chop their heads off right?"
Bee: Not me, I'm all squeamish when it comes to blood.
OZ: "What about their bodies? Wouldn't their bodies come after you?"
Bee: Poke the eyes out of the head that way they can't see wear you ran off to.
OZ: "I heard the stake through the heart was a myth"
Bee: You do know that VAMPIRES aren't real, right?
But now I'm wondering if he knows something I don't know. Is he secretly hiding a vampire in his basement? It would be just like him to have something cool he doesn't want to share with the world!
Anyway, I'm hoping we don't talk about Zombies this coming Friday because not only do I not know anything about them but those bitches scare me!
Also, now you see why I call this place Arkham Asylum, the leader is the head loon.