***Hmmm I think I have a point in there somewhere, can you guys tell me what it is?
So... it has come to my attention that Diesel from Mattress Police is in the running for Humor Blog of the year. While I would really like to vote for him, and I do want him to win, this poses a huge moral dilemma for me.
You see, he, Diesel from Mattress Police who is currently in the running for Humor Blog of the year, and I are mad at each other at the moment. He's a little wee bit annoyed at me for screwing with his voting system and I'm a lot annoyed with him for banning my laptop from voting at Humor-Blogs.
I mean sure, I opened multiple accounts for my friends and family* so that I may take the responsibility and hassle of them voting for me on a daily basis off their hands and carried the burden on my own weary shoulders but that's only because I am a selfless humanitarian. Why he, Diesel from Mattress Police who is currently in the running for Humor Blog of the year, would get so mad and reset my blog to zero is beyond me.
To be honest with you, I lost a little respect for Diesel, from Mattress Police who is currently in the running for Humor Blog of the year, because it took him so long to find out.
It's not like we're living in Xanadu or Holland where people are always all lovey dovey and blond. I seem to remember a scheme to boost our standing on Blogcatalouge (misspelled on purpose) but the ADD most of us suffer had that plan going to pot. I really shouldn't say most of us since I do have the ability to focus on a goal and make it mine. That's how I landed my Andy. I sabotaged and annihilated my competition for his affection.
While I feel horrible for all the work Diesel had to go through to try and stop people like me, I am not one to repent. When I play any games with my family, I always warn them up front. If there is any chance I can cheat/bend the rules I will do it. Nothing personal but that's just how I roll. Of course, this means nobody ever wants to play any type of games with me since I even cheat at Pictionary for shitsake. Whatever man, I can always play with myself.
As I was having my internal debate, I went to LOBO's site and noticed he is demanding I vote or die. I normally listen and do everything LOBO tell us to do but here I'm at a crossroads. I really do like to live but Diesel doesn't even swear. I'm not sure if I want my votes (because you know there would be more than one) to go to a guy that fakes the word FUCK by doing this "f*ck". What the hell is that? PG is what that is! P-fuckin-G!!
Then, I remembered Diesel's posts from 2008 that had made me laugh. There was his Something Fishy This Way Comes, Terminator vs Highlander post, Ask Diesel About Language Stuff post, This is not a compendia of erratum post, where he tells people how dumb they are...
Not to mention the fact that, hello!, the name of his directory IS Humor-Blogs so it would stand to reason his blog would win Humor Blog of the year. Plus he is very funny. And he has been coming over and leaving me comments and he does sound like Hugh Laurie in my head…
Okay Diesel, I forgive you! I am casting my votes for you.
VOTE FOR DIESEL HERE-> BEST HUMOR BLOG
Now, some of you will be pissed at me and say "What the hell Bee?? I thought he was your mortal enemy!" and such. No, no. I have no mortal enemies.
I just have two columns when dealing with people. People I tolerate and people I don't. Except for my BIL's ex-girlfriend, Mulee. She is in the "If I ever see her and she says anything to me I will vaporize her with my evil stare" category only reserved bugs.
Others will ask if I'm kissing ass and while that's okay for you to think that while your kissing mine, I'd have to disagree with you though because this here is my blog.
But most of you will sit there on your comfy chairs and ask "So?"
And also? I really don't have morals but I'm sure you already knew that.
*I think y'all have to re-sign up for Humor-Blogs so you can vote for me if you want. No pressure.
If you didn't already, check out Andy's awesome drawings in our first ever Sunday Comic Strip.
Brian, you don't have to vote if you don't want to. (reverse psychology at its finest!)