I know what you’re asking yourself ‘why are you wearing a sweater?’ it’s cold here in Beeland.
What is the proper etiquette for when a bear is dislodged from its cave and comes flying at ya’ at about 30 miles an hour? You have no time to duck. Besides, if you do duck, it might hit you somewhere more grodie, like your face! Ewww.
Seriously. If you are talking to someone and they unwillingly fling a dinosaur at you, do you keep talking as if nothing happened? Do you jump up and down yelling “Ewww! Ewww! EWWWWWWW!!” What do you do?
Can you guess what I did? Seeing as how you know me so well by now, I’d be interested to hear what you guys can come up with.
The first person who says ‘ate it!’ will get their ass kicked over the interwebs!