Thursday, September 18, 2008

The day a booger was exhaled from someone else’s nose onto my sweater. I don’t think it was on purpose…

I know what you’re asking yourself ‘why are you wearing a sweater?’ it’s cold here in Beeland.

What is the proper etiquette for when a bear is dislodged from its cave and comes flying at ya’ at about 30 miles an hour? You have no time to duck. Besides, if you do duck, it might hit you somewhere more grodie, like your face! Ewww.

Seriously. If you are talking to someone and they unwillingly fling a dinosaur at you, do you keep talking as if nothing happened? Do you jump up and down yelling “Ewww! Ewww! EWWWWWWW!!” What do you do?

Can you guess what I did? Seeing as how you know me so well by now, I’d be interested to hear what you guys can come up with.

P.S.

The first person who says ‘ate it!’ will get their ass kicked over the interwebs!

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27 comments:

  1. EEEEWWWW!!!!! That's just NASTY!!!!!

    Let's see I think it depends on who did it. Can you please let us know who? Was I'd Oz?

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  2. Carried on as if nothing had happened? There's not much else you can do in that situation.

    This is yet another reason why you should wear one of those funky decontamination suits to work.

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  3. Actually, eating it would be one of the more hygenic ways to dispose of it, since the gut is good at killing bugs. You don't want to leave it on your jumper and then be inhaling various micro-organisms...

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  4. This has happened to me before and I have a number of reactions.

    1. I dont react to it but instead just look at it and then look back at the person. Then I close one nostril and shoot one back. The war is on.

    2. I look at it for a moment and then I dig around my own nose for something to wipe on them.

    3. Once it lands on me, I react by saying "Ugh! Man, can you please keep your brain inside your skull. Now Im infected with your stupid sauce." Then I proceed to search my nose for something to wipe on them.

    All these end with me making them wipe it off of me.

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  5. You should suggest that they follow the following preventative procedure before they talk to you next time.

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  6. Easy. You bitch slap them.

    Repeatedly.

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  7. Jumped up and down to remove the nefarious object from your sweater, then dashed off to blog about it!

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  8. I think you turned around and ran the other way, once you were out of sight you ate it.

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  9. I think, while smiling brightly, you grabbed a lock of your thick, glossy hair and rubbed it off discreetly.

    Either that or you upchucked on the contributor.

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  10. omg!! let's see, you made that person pick it off your sweater? I would cuz I'm NOT gonna touch it but it must be removed IMMEDIATELY!

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  11. you said, "Did you just blow a booger on me?"

    then ran to the bathroom

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  12. You spray them with water with your sprayer bottle thingy. They have to learn!

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  13. Knowing you as I do bee, I say you punched them in the weiner and giggled, kicked their foot with your Hello Kitty boot and skipped down the hallway.

    That's what I'd do.

    And If I'm "yournie", then who will be "mynie"?

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  14. Because I love to live on the edge, I'd say that you made a HUGE show of it being on your sweater, and then another nice big show about trying to get it off.

    However, I also think that you kept said trophy, and have noe got it laquered up and posted on your wall above your computer for "bragging rights" as it's made a great inspiration for your Blog!

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  15. You made THEM eat it... and then they had to lick your boots.

    That's what I'd do....

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  16. Fling it back at them?

    I'd puke.

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  17. I would carry on as though nothiing happend. Then I would run home immediately and burn the sweater. Yeah, burn it.

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  18. Thank them profusely and politely.

    "Thank you SO MUCH for sharing your boogers with me. That's so kind of you! We must do lunch ..."

    Do this at the top of your voice.

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  19. Perhaps you said what I would say "WTF"

    Funny girl!

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  20. ....hand them a tissue? geesh I REALLY wanted to say eeewwwww Eeeewwwwwwww EEEWWWWWWW

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  21. And then killed them, with your bare hands.

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  22. Am I last? Personally, I had a boss who would scream at me and flecks of foam would land on my Vera Wang and I would look down at it, and flick it off,and look at him with a "use your inside voice". But YOU? You put it in YOUR nose, cuz ladies like you never have enough of your own.

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  23. I would have blown my nose into my hands and then wiped it on the offender's shirt.

    Did you do that?

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  24. 27th!!! Woot!!

    Oh, I know what you did and that was just wrong and possibly illegal in IL, Bee.

    Kudos!! :)

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