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Still working on my resume and looking for jobs. Also, the hackers have now disabled the internet on my work computer so I might be gone from the interweb for a little while.
If you have a question or problem (yo! I'll solve it!), leave your message after the beep.
BEEP!
Do you know what you could DO with a tomato that looks like that?!
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IT EAT...
you were thinking something dirty weren't you????
just apply to every DAMN job out there! That's what I did. You could always look into the temp thing if you're will to just walk out. I mean... come on! You've seen the people out there... You've got mad skillz! (yo)
just a thought...
Maybe you should get a job selling comically shaped fruit and veg - I'm sure there's a market for it.
ReplyDeleteThe first thing you should do if your computer is infected is to pull out the internet connection...
Make sure your new job has good net access, naturally.
ReplyDeleteOh, and dick shaped tomatoes. But that's a no brainer, right?
No internet, eh? Did they hack your email like Sarah Palin's?
ReplyDeleteCeci:
ReplyDeleteWhy... whatever do you mean?
Yeah, I plan on flooding the market with my Res.
Brian:
Yup. They seem not to care and told me it'll be fine Friday when he MAYBE checks it.
Chris:
Hmmmm red penises (peni?) eh?
Rickey:
ReplyDeleteJust my work one so it's all good.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeletetomatoes!
If all tomatoes looked like this, I might actually rethink my position on liking them!
ReplyDeletePhallic vegetables! Today is bound to be great. Don't even get me started on the interesting shapes of zucchini growing in our neighbor's yard. It's true, when it comes to naughty shaped objects I am a twelve year old boy.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the phallic resemblance but whatever.
ReplyDeleteWhoa...I have tomato envy.
ReplyDeleteWell, that photo stopped me in my tracks! First glance, I thought it was a condom covered..... tomato. Or something.
ReplyDeleteGood luck on the job search Bee!
And just what do people see with the image of that tomato? Perverts.
ReplyDeletewow!!! They don't make tomatoes like that here!! I'm thinking about moving.
ReplyDeleteThat totally does NOT look like a tomato. Shows you what I am thinking about all the time.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, I just found that tomato picture LOL funny today.
ReplyDeleteCould you solve my fruity rum drink dilema...I've solved all the other complex problems on my post already today?
I'm soooo jealous of your tomato! :P
ReplyDeletegood luck with job search!!!
That tomato makes me nervous for some reason... I don't want to have to worry about where my food has been.
ReplyDeleteI don't know that I'd eat that if I were you Bee..
Good luck on the job search.
Hey, here's a funny thing I just realised.
YOU need a job and
I still need a nanny!
Coincidence?
I think not!
Chicago tomatoes.
ReplyDeleteYou say tomato
I say tomatoes
Got nuthin'
ReplyDeleteBut I love you.
There, I said it.
In a non-ghey way of course.
It has nothing to do with the tomatoe.
ReplyDeleteOk, bye now.
ReplyDelete*Click*
All natural, completely organic, environmentally friendly, low carbon emission dildo...
ReplyDeleteIt's still there. That tomato is jsut too suggestive for my eyes. I'm getting embarassed.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you put the batteries!!?? buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz tomato juice.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is a very, er, suggestive tomato!
ReplyDeleteYou mean it wasn't an 12 year old Indonesian hacker that put a picture of an indecent veg on your blog?
ReplyDeleteHey Bee, is that yer hand cuz if it is it looks hawt handling that tomato
ReplyDelete29th !
ReplyDeleteI gave you an award. Get your heels on and brush your teeth. Then head on over to my blog. You're awesome.
ReplyDeleteThere's got to be a fetish out there somewhere for this sort of thing!
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