Friday, June 15, 2007


So I woke up this morning earlier than normal because I had one goal in mind, stopping at Mickey Dee's to buy a Bacon-Egg-Cheese Biscuit with a hashbrown and LARGE Coffee. It's very rare that I eat anything from fast food restaurants but I figured since it was Friday I would treat myself!

So I'm walking to the entrance and this guy opens the door for me and says "hey there pretty lady" I say thank you as I walk in but I immediately get the heebie jeebies.

You girls know what I mean right? There are certain men that raise the little hairs on the back of your neck cuz you just know they're perverts!
There was nobody in line so I went to order. The guy then says 'well maybe I can buy you breakfast' I said 'no thank you' in a please buzz off voice but he persisted and by this time the dude that was taking my order was just looking at me like 'this guy is such a jerk' I rolled my eyes at my friendly neighborhood Mickey Dee's worker and said 'please give me the largest coffee you have!'
The pervert says 'so, are you off to work?' I look at him and say 'yeeees...' and then I keep staring at him with my 'if you don't f**k off right now I'm gonna smack you so hard you'll forget what planet you're on and start talking in that weird Star Track language!'
Then my buddy from Mickey Dee's gave me my order and I was out of there so fast I would have beat Superman. I got to my car before the dude came out and I think I owe that to my buddy who probably waited on giving him his food until I was safe.
The morals of this story are:

1) Have oatmeal in the morning no matter how tempted you are to eat something fattening!
2) Never underestimate your friendly neighborhood fast food worker cuz they got your back!

1 comment:

  1. Correction:
    I was informed by the (I say this in the most loving way) nerds that I misspelled 'Star Track' it should be 'Star Trek'.


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