Thursday, December 10, 2009

The horrible case of the hypnotizing Michael Bublé. Plus Secret Santa Can Suck It- Part Deux!

So I woke up this morning feeling pretty good about myself until I remembered I had admitted to my sister I liked Michael Bublé. The scary part is that I was sober. Goes to show that even the secrets you think you will take with you to your grave have a way of coming out when you least expect it. Either that or I just have the will power of a hyena.

Anyway, the conversation started off innocently while we were unloading her Christmas tree from her Explorer:

Sister Nancy: Pull it up and I'll shove from my end [in a whisper] I like Michael Bublé. 

Me [in a shocked yell]: ME TOO!


We obviously both realized that it would have been better to confess to shoplifting cat food than to confess to the Bublé  thing but it was too late to take it back so we justified by saying:

Me: But just his songs because he's a total dillweed.

Sister Nancy: Yeah and he's ugly too!

Me: Yeah he is!


Sister Nancy: But I still want to see him in concert.

Me: Hey, hey! Let's not go too far, okay?

As for me, I started liking the dude when somebody broke into my house and left their Michael Bublé CD behind. First I liked one song then another and then Christmas came along and he covered some Christmas oldies... next thing I knew my iTunes account was loaded with Bublés

::sigh:: I'm not proud of it but at least I know I'm still a badass because if Michael Bublé  and I were to get into a fist fight, I'm confident I can beat him up and make a purse out of his vocal chords.

Oh, don't tell Nancy I told you.



Bee n' Andy Comic Strip is back this coming Sunday! I know, YAY! Confetti!


Also, all you bloggers out there, start preparing for Bee's Musing's second annual Secret Santa Can Suck It!* Woohoo! Yeah! More Confetti! With Gold Sparklies!

I know what you're thinking, "Bee, the economy has me rationing my dog's food. Poor Pudgy now goes by the nickname of Slim."

Never fear! This involves absolutely no money at all and the price is as cheap as imagination! Not to imply your imagination is cheap because I know it must cost your employers thousands of dollars while you sit at your desk and imagine yourself rich, sitting next to a model (man or woman, whatever tickles your fancy), drinking rum out of Brad Pitt's bellybutton.

For those of you who weren't around last year, that's when I picked a blogger out of a hat and assigned him/her to another blogger. And then you tell them what you would have gotten them had you the money and/or you know, cared, you post it on your blog and fun ensues. It is Secret Santa so you can't tell the person you got that you got them because then it's not a secret. That's the other part of the fun. Clicking through the list of participants to see who your Secret Santa is.

... I know it sounds complicated but it's really not.

It was a lot of fun last year but sadly some of the people that participated last year are either no longer blogging or I haven't kept in touch sooooooo! If you want to sign up for it, email me at with the link to your blog.

If you want to check out how it worked last year, click on the Secret Santa Can Suck It! link at the top of the blogus.


  1. How can you possibly say Buble' is NOT cute? Hes got the face of a baby...lips that are just asking to be smooched (ahem...maybe by me..just saying)...and a voice that could strip the panties off a nun...if a nun wore panties. *swoon*

    Love that boy. How old is...about 12 I guess *sigh* *more swooning*.

    Ive never done secret Santa...Im pathetic like that.

  2. I like Robin Thicke does that come close to a Micheal Buble'?

    SSCSI was fun last yr reforming geek had my name and we are still bloggy friends a yr later and I owe that all to you!

  3. Yeah. Georgie said it well this morning. It was a lot of fun.

    I was also noticing the many bloggers that have come and gone over the one year period. It's so sad!

    Thanks for doing the Secret Santa again. I've sent you my link.

  4. confession: I'm not sure what Buble sings even though I've heard his name. I will email you a shameful secret of mine soon. It will make your Buble thing pale in comparison.

    I'm in for the sucking Santa

  5. I love Michael Buble and I'm not afraid to admit it. :-)

    Don't tell my husband though. :-)

  6. You are horrible Miss Thing!! I told you in secret!! Not to tell the world... Oh well I guess I'm gonna have to move to Texas and change my name now...

  7. I've no idea about Mr Buble, and I'll endeavour never to find out so that I won't feel embarrassed for you and Nancy.

    Add my name to the Secret Santa list.

  8. Uummm....yeah.....uummmm......I don't like that guy either.....hum...he sucks!

  9. But Buble does a funky version of the Spider-Man theme. Seriously.

  10. this post made me laugh. And I also like Michael Bublé and refuse to admit to it!!

  11. i was wondering if you'd do the secret santa thing again this year. i'm in.

  12. I've seen Michael Buble many times. I really enjoyed the concert. Last year I got a cheap a ticket and I went, I really had a great time there. Recently I got my ticket from to see it again
    So I'll be analyzing as well as enjoying the show.


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