Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I love starting my mornings by racing old ladies!

I had just parked my car and was hauling ass towards the door because I was thisclose to being late (yep, I've been successful in my pre-New Year's resolution to be on time. I'm 3 for 3 this week!) all of a sudden, this older woman starts catching up to me and yells "I'm gonna beat you!" so I stopped in my tracks and asked "Like knock me on my butt *beat me*?" I needed to know in case I had to break out my Karate stance. She stops and looks at me in wide eyed innocence (I'm sure she was totally faking it!) and asks "Pardon me?"  and that's when I ran to the door and left her in my dust! In your face old lady! You can't beat a cheater!

http://www.racinggrannies.com/images/racing%20granny%20wind%20up.jpg (Racing Grannies)

All she was left with was the echo of my laughter!

MUAHAHAHAHA!!

 

What? She started it!

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15 comments:

  1. Paul BlanchardDecember 30, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    Seems a good way to start the day... If they get ahead, is it fair to jam a turkey on their heads? It's festive...

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  2. meleah rebeccahDecember 30, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    ahahhahaha!

    Wishing You A Safe & Happy New Year!

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  3. Jean KneeDecember 30, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    you see what smart asses the elderly are?

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  4. SuzyDecember 30, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Where did you get that old lady on the walker? Totally funny. So was this post and the last one. I hate it when you're funnier than me.

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  5. Brian o vretanosDecember 30, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    When (if) I get old, I shall get my kicks by standing in the way of people who are in a hurry.

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  6. Otter ThomasDecember 30, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Way to kick some blue hair butt. Happy New Year.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 30, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Yes, very well done (cough cough).

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  8. Brian MillerDecember 30, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    LOL. what a wonderful way to start the day...smiles.

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  9. LeeunaDecember 30, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    Bwahahah. There's nothing like blowing past an old lady to make you feel great. I bet she thought she was walking backward.

    Happy New Year, Bee.

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  10. ReformingGeekDecember 30, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Throw some oil on the walkway for her next time!

    ;-)

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  11. ÁineDecember 30, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    Love the funny post! :) Racing oldies sounds like fun,they should make it a new olympic sport! :) lol That picture is brilliant,those toys look like so much fun :)

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  12. MikeDecember 31, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    I never thought about going to a nursing home and challenging people to events! It might help my self esteem!! lol

    Happy New Year!

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  13. Brian o vretanosDecember 31, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Καλή Χρονιά!

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  14. Ed & JeanneDecember 31, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Well, my blog roll starts anew tomorrow. I'd be honored if you participate again in 2010. Leave a comment and you're on the blog roll! Thanks for visiting and commenting in 2009.

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