Tazz and Mocha Speak

So... Nooter The Dog tagged me with a scent meme. I'm to list 5 good smells and 5 bad smells. I decided to let Tazz and Mocha take this Meme and run with it. And then come back and leave it at my feet so I could throw it again and then they'll fight over the meme and Tazz will growl and Mocha will pee then expose her belly as a sign of submission. That's how Andy and I are... only he's Mocha ;o)

Tazz:

Okay Mocha we are supposed to list five smells we don't like and five we do. Mocha? MOCHA!

Mocha:

What?? I was trying to eat that squirrel that sits on the fence but I kept crashing into an invincible force field!

Tazz:

It's called a window, airhead!

Mocha:

Whatever stank breath! And that is one of the smells I don't like, your bad breath. (1)

Tazz:

Oh yeah? What about that time you threw up and rolled in it? That wasn't pleasant at all! (2)

Mocha:

Look who's talking! You bathe once a month because you hate water! You always smell like cheesy fritos! ... But I like that smell. (1)

Tazz:

Remember the time the dorky man left his sausages where I could reach them and started yelling when he found out I ate them?? Those smelled really good but tasted better! (2)

Mocha:

I wouldn't know since you always bite my legs when I try to sniff the food. I like to smell pretty lady's hair. (3)

Tazz:

Me too! I used to like smelling dorky man's fingers when he came home from work. I think it was because of those thin sticks that were hot at the tip that would make him blow smoke from his mouth. I was sad when he stopped buying those. That's why I tried to escape that one year, so I could go to the neighbor whose mouth is always smoking. (4)

Mocha:

Blech! I hated that smell! (3) He would come pet me and I would make this noise :kkkhrrmmm: :kkkhrrmmm: I was pretending I was going to throw up and he'd leave me alone. Not such an airhead now am I frito butt!

Tazz:

Remember that time you got into the recycle bin and drank the leftover booze? You were walking into walls, more than usual, and asking for your mommy. ha ha ha I hate the smell of booze! (4)

Mocha:

No, instead you like to sniff the cleaning products! The smell of bleach makes my eyes go googly and I hate it. (5)

Tazz:

I have to say that my all time favorite smell is coffee. Pretty lady once got distracted and left a garbage bag with coffee grinds that drove me to chew a hole at the bottom and inhale the grinds right into my system. The best score EVER! (5) AND CHEESE CAKE!

Mocha:

You are so weird. Hey! I smell Blue Cheese!

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Thanks to everybody who has joined the Secret Santa Can Suck It! we have about 38 people so far and it is going to be great! I'll email everyone Monday evening with their respective uh, people. Remember it's a secret so once I tell you, don't go over to the person and say "Hey I'm your secret Santa Booga Booga!".

No. No. Don't do it. I'd like everybody's "gift" to be up on Thursday 12/11 (of 2008) so we can all laugh together. The way I figured to do it, is to post a links with everybody's Site name where you go looking for your "gift". Does that sound good?

Suggestions are always welcome! Mostly.

P.S.

Does anybody else mess up when spelling Santa and keep typing Satan? Or is it just me?

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