Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I don't normally do this but...

You guys have to go read Father Muskrat's post called :

"were i a dinosaur, i’d be mega-sore-ass"

Here is a snippet:
I scurry back towards the stall, doing “the penguin” across the tile towards my igloo, refusing to look up at the intruder.
I laughed till my Mojito almost came back up!

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Tomorrow night, I will bid my adieus to 2008, the crappiest year in the history of turds.

18 comments:

  1. out with the nasty, in with the Good! Happy New Year!

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  2. Thanks for the love! And, I'm sorry you disliked 2008 so. I loved it. Except for today when I got caught putting cold, wet toilet paper on my hurting asshole.

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  3. I would think a crappy year for turds would be a good one.
    Let's drink to a new year less crappy.

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  4. Yeah, it was a crap year and I blame you.

    LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU.

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  5. It might have been crap, but you've survived it with your insanity intact, so well done!

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  6. I too will be bidding um..adieu to one hell of a crappy year too, Bee.
    I've dealt with more turds this year than one person should have to in their entire lifetime! I'm sick of this year! I need a new one!

    Here's to a less turdy New Year!

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  7. Well, it's certainly been a year full of surprises! Have a drink for me. :)

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  8. Shitty year, but we're still breathing.

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  9. you know I can never remember how to spell turd

    is it turd or terd

    I could go back and forth all nig(that's what he said)

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  10. supposed to be all night

    whatever you knew what I meant

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  11. Janie:
    Yup! Hopefully 09 is better for everybody. Happy New Year! :o)

    FM:
    You had the hubs and I laughing our non-hurty asses off!

    PJ:
    ::clink!:: that's me clinking my champagne glass with yours.

    Suzy:
    Me too me too me too. ;o)

    Brian:
    Yup, never fear, I'll always be this crazy! Maybe more.

    Tracy:
    Yes you have Tracy. I say we kick 2008 in the nuts.

    Teri:
    Happy New Year!

    Mike:
    hmmm I never pegged you for an optimist but you know what? I have a sinus infection so even my breathing is killing me. Whaddaya say to that?
    Happy New Year anyway! :o)

    jean knee:
    Well, you're from Texas so it would be "terd". For other folks it's "toord".

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  12. If we wake up in the morning, we get another chance, right?

    Happy New Year!

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  13. omg- thank you for that. i am dying over here.

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  14. Weeeeeeeee....perfect end to a craptastic year.

    Hope you have a great New Year...and here's to a better and hopefully an amazing 2009!

    Luv Ya Sweetie!!!

    Now I'm off to read about the sore ass you recommended. ;)

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  15. happy new year Bee!
    I'd say it was a good year for me,

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  16. 2008 brought one little joy to our lives :) my little Isabella!

    Happy new years Bee!

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  17. Feliz Año Nuevo Bee!
    May next year be the bestest it can Bee.

    (See what I did there?)

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  18. That was an awesome story, but men are so silly. Why wouldn't he just wet the toilet paper with his pants on? lol

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