"were i a dinosaur, i’d be mega-sore-ass"
Here is a snippet:I scurry back towards the stall, doing “the penguin” across the tile towards my igloo, refusing to look up at the intruder.I laughed till my Mojito almost came back up!
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Tomorrow night, I will bid my adieus to 2008, the crappiest year in the history of turds.
out with the nasty, in with the Good! Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the love! And, I'm sorry you disliked 2008 so. I loved it. Except for today when I got caught putting cold, wet toilet paper on my hurting asshole.
ReplyDeleteI would think a crappy year for turds would be a good one.
ReplyDeleteLet's drink to a new year less crappy.
Yeah, it was a crap year and I blame you.
ReplyDeleteLOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU.
It might have been crap, but you've survived it with your insanity intact, so well done!
ReplyDeleteI too will be bidding um..adieu to one hell of a crappy year too, Bee.
ReplyDeleteI've dealt with more turds this year than one person should have to in their entire lifetime! I'm sick of this year! I need a new one!
Here's to a less turdy New Year!
Well, it's certainly been a year full of surprises! Have a drink for me. :)
ReplyDeleteShitty year, but we're still breathing.
ReplyDeleteyou know I can never remember how to spell turd
ReplyDeleteis it turd or terd
I could go back and forth all nig(that's what he said)
supposed to be all night
ReplyDeletewhatever you knew what I meant
Janie:
ReplyDeleteYup! Hopefully 09 is better for everybody. Happy New Year! :o)
FM:
You had the hubs and I laughing our non-hurty asses off!
PJ:
::clink!:: that's me clinking my champagne glass with yours.
Suzy:
Me too me too me too. ;o)
Brian:
Yup, never fear, I'll always be this crazy! Maybe more.
Tracy:
Yes you have Tracy. I say we kick 2008 in the nuts.
Teri:
Happy New Year!
Mike:
hmmm I never pegged you for an optimist but you know what? I have a sinus infection so even my breathing is killing me. Whaddaya say to that?
Happy New Year anyway! :o)
jean knee:
Well, you're from Texas so it would be "terd". For other folks it's "toord".
If we wake up in the morning, we get another chance, right?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
omg- thank you for that. i am dying over here.
ReplyDeleteWeeeeeeeee....perfect end to a craptastic year.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great New Year...and here's to a better and hopefully an amazing 2009!
Luv Ya Sweetie!!!
Now I'm off to read about the sore ass you recommended. ;)
happy new year Bee!
ReplyDeleteI'd say it was a good year for me,
2008 brought one little joy to our lives :) my little Isabella!
ReplyDeleteHappy new years Bee!
Feliz Año Nuevo Bee!
ReplyDeleteMay next year be the bestest it can Bee.
(See what I did there?)
That was an awesome story, but men are so silly. Why wouldn't he just wet the toilet paper with his pants on? lol
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