I am disappointed to report that Musing from Blogtations did not receive her Secret Santa Can Suck It! gift.
Ultimately that would be the worst gift I guess. You know, the NONgift? I don't want her to be the one person who shows up after having gone through the trouble of braving the malls, liquor stores and porn shops to get what they think their victim might like and then get nothing in return.
Here are my gifts to her:
Guy in grass skirt.
Booze for after seeing guy in grass skirt.
For after the booze.
So you can take a nap after the alka seltzer.
A free trip to Hawaii for when you wake up. Full circle to the grass skirt dude.
I hope you like Hawaii, Musing. I would love to be there right about now!
Thanks to everybody who participated in Secret Santa Can Suck It! R2. You guys were very funny! Who knew? Just kidding.
Stay tuned tomorrow for another chapter in "How many more ways can the Cor-Ruts get screwed ?"
Cindy Crawford makes me want to buy furniture.
You know you're serious about blogging when you want to call in sick just so you can reorganize your blog. Some call it pathetic I call it onetrackmindedawesomeness. So there!