Monday, August 24, 2009

This is what happens when I cook dinner:

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I turned on the oven without bothering to move a couple of metal containers I had set on top of the stove. Unfortunately, my dumbass didn't think about the plastic lids on top of those metal containers!

This to me is a sure sign as to why I shouldn't cook. Andy says I just need to try harder since I'm becoming less dangerous each time and he uses the kitchen fire as an example.

I told him I was going to start a "Stop Bee now before she burns the Earth down!" petition. Who's with me??

10 comments:

  1. Don't burn the earth! Consider me with you.

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  2. Is that all it takes to get out of making dinner? Hmmmm I know what I will be doing this evening.

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  3. I'm with ya' sister. I'll be a card carrying member, since I shouldn't cook either.

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  4. This is really just your introduction into avante garde art. The oven and plastics are just your mediums for creative expression!

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  5. I melt things on my stove constantly. Drew had to buy me a fire extinguisher. now it's always on the ready


    I mostly heat thingas in the microwave, that's cooking right?

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  6. I wonder what the health implications of eating melted plastic are?

    Why don't you get Andy to do the cooking instead?

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  7. stop global warming
    take bee to arbys

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  8. The melted plastic looks so artistic, very Dali-esque. You should sell it as an art installation to the Museum of Modern Art. Then you can hire a chef.

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  9. Oh you should see all my burned pot holders.

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  10. I blew up an egg in the microwave and I've burned plastic on my stove. Can I get fired now?

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