One hilarious (well, hilarious may be a stretch) post.
Last seen after being printed on an old noisy printer at Arkham Asylum and stuffed stealthily into a very stylish red nine west satchel (I'd post pictures of the purse but then it would detract from the tragedy because it is awesome).
Reward if found.
Disclaimer!
Reward has no monetary value unless you count coconut shells as money.
So THAT's where my hilarious post went...
ReplyDeleteIf I were you, I'd consider the Usual Suspects, in the following order:
ReplyDeleteThe Butler
The Maid
The Dogs
The Husband
The disinherited relative who's being blackmailed.
Are the coconut shells big enough to make in to a bra?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I could use those coconut shells as falsies!
ReplyDeleteSee, we have written your post today.
Send tacos.
i didnt eat it
ReplyDeleteThe phantom post napper stole it!
ReplyDeleteI think Col Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick...
ReplyDeleteMilton prolly pulled it outta the trash for recycling
ReplyDeleteHI ya Bee!!!
The ginormous ants took it. I saw them... Do I get the coconuts?
ReplyDeletedid you try the lost an found department?
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