I came in to work early today (I know SHOCKING) and found Glynda staring up at the ceiling near one of the exam rooms. I didn’t think anything of it and chalked it up to spider-web searching but then she came into the business office and stared up at the corner near the copy machine. So I jokingly asked “are we being attacked by spiders?” and she responded.
No. I’m just trying to see if I can find any wires or little holes in the ceiling.
Oh? What kind of wires?
I think OZ has this place bugged but I can’t figure out where he would have placed the microphones.
Uhm… You don’t really think he’d go that far, do you? [in the meantime I’m making sure the phones work in case I have to call for those dudes with the straight jackets]
I wouldn’t put it past him. This is why you should never say anything bad about him because he’ll know.
Using that logic, shouldn’t he be storming the building right now? You know, because the jig is up?
Glynda [looking genuinely panicked]:
You’re right! [looks around then sighs] I don’t think he’ll say anything though because then he’ll be confirming what I suspected and have to remove the bugs.
Yeaaaaaah. What brought this on?
You know that account you gave me yesterday? He asked me about it before I even brought it up. That means he must be listening in!
Well, it could be a coincidence—
No. I know he’s listening in!
Bee [I nod my agreement because I don't want her to dismember my body and bury it next to the tulips out front]:
Hmmm maybe we should start looking for nanny cams too…
You think so?
Off she went on a nanny cam hunt.
Last year, she was 100% sure OZ had changed the paint color of his car and was hanging out in the parking lot. He was on vacation. IN EUROPE.
And that lady’s and gents is the office manager at Arkham Asylum.