Dark bedroom, approximately midnight, man, woman and dogs snoring. When suddenly! Man is jolted awake by ""noise"" coming ""inside"" the house!
Andy [shakes Bee awake]: Bee! Did you hear that?
Bee [is jolted from a deep sleep]: Whaa?? Who? Cheese?
Andy: Did you hear that? There was a loud bang!
Bee [punches pillow]: No. And if the dogs aren't barking then you were probably dreaming.
Andy: I'm gonna go check it out. You stay here.
Bee: ::sigh:: [gets up]
Andy: Where are you going?
Bee: You know that, of the two of us, I'm the one who can really kick ass.
Andy: I'm tempted to let you go out there and get your butt kicked just to bring you down a notch.
Andy: Ankles? Shush and go back to bed.
Bee: Hell no. [notices Mocha] Mocha! Go back to bed! It's like Scooby and the gang meet the mummy over here.
Andy carefully peeks around the corner, leans his head out of the hallway and slowly makes his way towards the kitchen. I cough. Loudly.
Andy: BEE! What the hell! You want to give away our position?
Bee: "give away our position"? This isn't 'Nam. Besides, why aren't you yelling at Mocha?? Her tags have been jingling the whole time!
Andy: You know what? I'm kicking you both off of my island.
Bee: Oh my goodness! Listen!
Andy: What? WHAT??
Bee: Silence. It's just me and the chickens. [points at him and the cowering Mocha]
Andy: Okay. So maybe I was dreaming.
Andy: It felt real. . . [goes back to bed]
Bee: Does this feel real. [smacks Andy on the butt-ocks]
Andy: Ouch! Now I'll never be able to go back to slee— ::SNORE::
2 hours later, Andy is snoring, Mocha is wheezing, Tazz (who never woke up for the midnight adventure) is snorting. Bee? Bee is still wide awake, tossing and turning. PUNCHING HER PILLOW!
Stay tuned for the illustrated version on Sunday.