Weird encounter with patient I had never met while on my way to the bathroom.
Hey there sweetheart! Long time no see!
Uh hi. [trying not to appear rude while I start walking towards the front door][then thinking it would be more rude to stand in a puddle]
It’s hot out there today. I wonder if it’s going to be like that all summer!
Bee [starting to wiggle]:
Yeah hot summer.
Is your father here yet or is he on his way?
Bee [freeze say what??]:
My father? I’m sorry, what?
You’re dad is he here yet?
Bee [looking around whahuh?]:
I’m wondering who you think my father is.
Isn’t it OZ?
Bee (:-O :
Oh hell no! I mean nooooo. He’s just my boss.
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you said he was your dad.
Honestly sir, I don’t think I’ve ever met you.
Sure you’ve met me. At that restaurant? When you were having dinner with OZ?
EWWWWWWW! No! You definitely have me confused with somebody else.
Oh hey. Maybe we should forget this conversation ever took place.
Easy for you to say! I’m now going to have nightmares!
I walked back to my desk and Milton asked me why I looked like I was about to throw up.
This encounter freaked me out for a couple of reasons. One is the fact that I resemble someone OZ was ““having dinner with”” because he only has SONS! The other is the fact that I have an urge to peel my skin right off and then dunk myself in acid. ::shiver::