Andy and Bee sitting in their respective TV watching sofa/chairs stuffing their faces with chocolate cake.
Bee: Man, I don't know why but it feels like ACS tired me out more than usual today!
Andy: Chocolate cake makes everything better!
Bee: True! I think I'm gonna quit ACS, though.
Andy: Why? I thought you loved working there!
Bee: I do! But... all the clothes in stock looks too good on me.
Bee: I know! Take for example the new shipment that came in--
Andy: No. I mean "wow" what an ego you're carrying!
Bee: What do you mean? I'm just being honest!
Andy: I'm sure you are. Do you have to buy an extra ticket when you go to the movies? One for you and one for your giant ego?? [laughs hysterically]
Bee: [evil squinty eyes] Are you calling me fat?
Andy: [panicked face, eyes wide open] WHAT?? NO! NO, NOT ALL NO!
Bee: [looking at nails] Then what is that crack about an extra seat at the movies?
Andy: OH GOD NO! I was just making a joke about your ego!
Bee: [sadly nods head] You hurt my feelings.
Andy: Babe, I seriously only meant EGO.
Bee: ... It was mean.
Andy: [wraps me up in bear hug] You know what? Why don't you buy yourself something nice tomorrow? Maybe a nice shirt? Would that make you feel better??
Bee: [instantly happy!] OKAY!
Ladies, you have much to learn from me.