There happens to be a carnival in ACS's parking lot. All evening I heard songs with lyrics like "gonna get your booty" "gonna smack your booty" and other booty related songs which makes me think Carnies are butt men.
For some reason I kept gravitating towards the front of the store hoping to catch a glimpse of some kid walking by with cotton candy so I could jump him, eat the cotton candy and maybe take his tickets for the rides!
Oh well, maybe I'll sneak over there tomorrow night.
Every summer there was a carnival and street fair across from the butcher shop I worked at. We spent 4 solid days playing "which carnie has done the most time?"
ReplyDeleteThe game lost some of its fun when one of them was arrested for sleeping with a 15 year old.
Remember the Mid Winter Fair?
ReplyDeleteCarnies are weird... can't believe we trusted them to spin us around in big metal machines... hmmm...
Off with their heads!
ReplyDeleteThe carnie union will only let them play booty songs.
ReplyDeleteVery strict union if you ask me.
mmmmm cotton candy!
ReplyDeleteI assume that "cotton candy" = candy floss, because I don't think that cotton is edible.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you'll be allowed to go over there on ACS time if you say you're going to sell them store cards.
Yippee. It's that time of the year. There is one of those at the Town Center this weekend. It's freakin' hot. I hope the paramedics are standing by.
ReplyDeleteI'm staying clear of the pukefest.
Enjoy!